10/10
the shockingly sordid slaying skills of these satanically corrupted knights is really outta' sight!
5 June 2021
Amando de Ossorio's grisly-groovy sequel 'The Return of the Evil Dead' deliriously delivers another 87 mythically malevolent minutes of blinding, tomb-trashing terror! These blasphemously bellicose, black magic butchers are the terrifyingly teat-tormenting Templar knights! Condemned to a fiery death for their egregious crimes, these bedevilled crusaders arise on this celebratory night, driven by limitless hate, these rotten rapscallions return from their glacial tombs, darkly dispensing their diabolical dooms! A creepy-looking clique of fearfully animated corpses, sat astride mildewed horses, their grimly hollowed out skulls echoing the gruesome screams of their foul intercourses! Sworn to bloody revenge, these eternally wrathful death riders unleash their macabre, slow stalking slaughter, their dismal blackened sockets deeper than the sulphurous hells from whence they came! These sinfully sadistic, reality-warping Templars have an appetite for carnal corruption!!! Even without the power of sight, their grievous, worm-eaten visages remain unmatched for inspiring a most terminal fright! And the shockingly sordid slaying skills of these satanically corrupted knights is really outta' sight!
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