The Cottage (2008)
2/10
Childish, stupid and pathetic
11 July 2021
I don't care if the great Andy Serkis is one of the top billed actors here. This is garbage. If only they would tone down the goofy aspects of that and take the story more seriously, then MAYBE we would have a good movie to watch.

The gore was well handled. The script is ludicrous and the decision to turn this piece of junk into a comedy only makes things worse.

Thank God for the 1.25x speed, and then for the 1,5x speed, or else I'd have left the movie unwatched.

Skip it. I mean it. That is, unless you love childish circus-like comedy. If you do, this one was made for you!

A really waste of my time. No wonder it cost 2,5 million pounds and it recouped less than half of that. My sympathy for the producers.
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