Review of The Cottage

The Cottage (2008)
3/10
Shrill, silly, plodding, goes nowhere, just a waste
15 July 2021
Geez.

First, the good points; well made, cute blonde, some good gore.

Bad points; The story goes nowhere, It is unfunny. There is no sympathy for ANY of the characters, no is hardly any back story, unrealistic..

But the most bothersome aspect is the yelling and screaming. It is like a bunch of 12 year old boys got to write a script.

This is a 35 minute movie padded to almost 90 minutes. I wanted to like it. Im frustrated at how it failed to deliver.

I like a lot of B movies and Im not expecting 'Citizen Kane' but GEEZ....

Dont bother with this one.
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