Painful to watch and horribly executed- All the Creatures Were Stirring is a mind numbing christmas horror film that tries too hard and yet not at all all at once. The film goes through a series of short tales, much like other horror classics like Creepshow, Trick 'r Treat, or even A Christmas Horror Story. Now imagine any of those films without a decent production value, capable actors, or anyone who knows how to edit a film- and you have this mess. For most of this film, I was incredibly dumbfounded that someone actually took the time and effort to make this film, and still thought it was a good idea to release it. It's a nightmare to watch, and not in a good way. The story with now headlining actress Constance Wu was entertaining, but for the most part all the stories are ridiculous, bland, incredibly forced- and simply a bore to watch. In the end, All the Creatures Were Stirring is a film I almost immediately forgot after it ended, and if it wasn't for the story with Constance Wu- I could have easily said it's one of the worst horror films i've ever seen, and honestly it still is.
My Rating: 1.1/10.
My Rating: 1.1/10.