Let's get this straight right off the bat, a force of one Chuck Norris is equal to all the armies in the world put together times 11, you heard me right pal.
So Chuck Norris is the force of one, except there's a lot of other actors in the movie for some reason I don't know why, all you need is Chuck Norris but there are people that I recognize unlike his usual movies, so maybe the movie isn't that bad compared to other Chuck Norris movies. I don't know you'll have to go see it to find out if it's bad or not, all I'm telling you is that I recognize a lot of the other actors so maybe they actually put a little money into this movie. Hopefully they paid for acting lessons for Chuck cuz he really needs them even though it's acting, not martial arts, that are Chuck Norris's strength. That being said, this is a movie about one person who tries to help other people through education of martial arts and being a force.
So I just glanced at the TV and the female cop looks pretty heartfelt about some sad situation and Chucky's trying to look empathetic but it's hard cuz he's got like a big seventies hairdo and a big seventies mustache (bigger than hers), and he looks like a pornstar, but he's trying, goshdarnit, and that's what matters. Except where Chuck Norris is concerned cuz Chuck just does things, he doesn't try. (that's called the Chuck Norris paradox by the way, is it possible for Chuck Norris to just try when in fact he just does? I mean if he tries to try he's really doing, not trying. You figure it out).
I don't know how much you have to actually watch of the movie to be able to review it (I did see Chuck kick a guy a couple times when he was with the real cop and that looks like police brutality to me cuz he didn't even read the guy his rights or anything just up and kicked him even though the guy was nice enough to pull a knife out to help with (i think) cutting the poor girl's gangrenous arms off (you should just say no to drugs), but I did look at the screen a couple of times and read what the TV guide had to say about it, so I rate this movie more than a 10 I'd like to rate it a Chuckillion Norrisillion bazillion million and 2 stars. And then I guess the rest of the cast and crew deserve another 3 stars cuz they did go to the effort of showing up to work when everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the one and only star and the only person that people look at in the movie in fact you could block everyone else out and just have Chuck Norris walking around the screen talking to empty air and everybody would think it was the same great movie, ammiright?? Except that I just noticed Ron O'Neall is in it, he's a cool guy i would think. SUPERFLY! Or is it SUPERFUZZ!
Okay after some slow mo echoey fight stuff (at least he's not whispering to himself in his own mind like he did the last movie) Chuck is forced not to kill the guy by the chick with the gun who's a cop cuz the guys helpless but then the guy miraculously recovers & picks up the big box and throws it at Chuck, and Chuck destroys it with one hand. But then they're in the same situation as a sec ago and she lets him kill the guy this time cuz apparently he didn't fight fair, and then they embrace bittersweet, again in slow mo. What can i say? A Chuck Norris movie is a Chuck Norris movie. Also, I guess he gives his wife credit for choreography for part of the fight scenes. That's probably for tax reasons. Thats chuck for you, always thinking one step ahead.
So Chuck Norris is the force of one, except there's a lot of other actors in the movie for some reason I don't know why, all you need is Chuck Norris but there are people that I recognize unlike his usual movies, so maybe the movie isn't that bad compared to other Chuck Norris movies. I don't know you'll have to go see it to find out if it's bad or not, all I'm telling you is that I recognize a lot of the other actors so maybe they actually put a little money into this movie. Hopefully they paid for acting lessons for Chuck cuz he really needs them even though it's acting, not martial arts, that are Chuck Norris's strength. That being said, this is a movie about one person who tries to help other people through education of martial arts and being a force.
So I just glanced at the TV and the female cop looks pretty heartfelt about some sad situation and Chucky's trying to look empathetic but it's hard cuz he's got like a big seventies hairdo and a big seventies mustache (bigger than hers), and he looks like a pornstar, but he's trying, goshdarnit, and that's what matters. Except where Chuck Norris is concerned cuz Chuck just does things, he doesn't try. (that's called the Chuck Norris paradox by the way, is it possible for Chuck Norris to just try when in fact he just does? I mean if he tries to try he's really doing, not trying. You figure it out).
I don't know how much you have to actually watch of the movie to be able to review it (I did see Chuck kick a guy a couple times when he was with the real cop and that looks like police brutality to me cuz he didn't even read the guy his rights or anything just up and kicked him even though the guy was nice enough to pull a knife out to help with (i think) cutting the poor girl's gangrenous arms off (you should just say no to drugs), but I did look at the screen a couple of times and read what the TV guide had to say about it, so I rate this movie more than a 10 I'd like to rate it a Chuckillion Norrisillion bazillion million and 2 stars. And then I guess the rest of the cast and crew deserve another 3 stars cuz they did go to the effort of showing up to work when everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the one and only star and the only person that people look at in the movie in fact you could block everyone else out and just have Chuck Norris walking around the screen talking to empty air and everybody would think it was the same great movie, ammiright?? Except that I just noticed Ron O'Neall is in it, he's a cool guy i would think. SUPERFLY! Or is it SUPERFUZZ!
Okay after some slow mo echoey fight stuff (at least he's not whispering to himself in his own mind like he did the last movie) Chuck is forced not to kill the guy by the chick with the gun who's a cop cuz the guys helpless but then the guy miraculously recovers & picks up the big box and throws it at Chuck, and Chuck destroys it with one hand. But then they're in the same situation as a sec ago and she lets him kill the guy this time cuz apparently he didn't fight fair, and then they embrace bittersweet, again in slow mo. What can i say? A Chuck Norris movie is a Chuck Norris movie. Also, I guess he gives his wife credit for choreography for part of the fight scenes. That's probably for tax reasons. Thats chuck for you, always thinking one step ahead.