Magic Crystal (1986)
8/10
Silly, entertaining action-comedy - with phenomenal fight scenes
24 April 2022
'Magic crystal' is very distinctly and emphatically over the top, direct, and ham-handed in many regards. It's all in service to silly fun, yes, with a focus on martial arts action. All the same, in the narrative, scene writing, and characters - and I assume as well in the dialogue for which sometimes questionable translated subtitles are provided - there's a certain brusqueness, a childish playfulness, and a disregard for any air of realism that all make the movie a bit of a wild ride from the very beginning. And then there's Joseph Yip's original score, mostly fairly repetitive: where it does vary, some parts are better, more dynamic, and more successful than others in imparting a minor sense of action-thriller urgency, but at almost all times it sounds quite like the music was composed as MIDI compositions on a low-grade keyboard and never developed further. And the props and post-production work that realize the titular MacGuffin and its associated effects - an astoundingly powerful artifact, pure movie magic fantasy - are... Well, they serve their purpose.

On that note, however, it's very easy to call to mind Hollywood films with a very similar slant. While some of the humor and action here is on the marginally adult side, if 'Magic crystal' were remade for American audiences, it would very likely be marketed as an action-comedy kids' movie, like '3 ninjas' (1992) or 'The pacifier' (2005). For all the ridiculousness on hand, the intent behind the movie is clear, and with that one can readily overlook many of the indelicacies in the feature's construction. After all - preposterous and geared for outlandish amusement as it all may be (and, in many ways, low budget in appearance) there's care in the orchestration of each scene that's admirable. Even if the tale is in part an amalgamation of Cold War spying, 'Godzilla'-like dalliances with otherworldly powers, and 'Goonies' -style exploits, the cast and crew worked hard with what they had to produce what really feels like a surprisingly strong realization of a very frivolous and irreverent idea.

More than anything else, that absolutely goes for the movie's true core, the fight scenes. The action is wonderfully entertaining, fast and intense in all the many instances where any opportunity arises to insert martial arts. Every major cast member participates, to my delight, even some characters we wouldn't expect. We see demonstrations of some specific techniques, and superb use of a variety of weapons, which I feel are relatively rare for martial arts flicks of this tenor. With Andy Lau and Cynthia Rothrock being most prominent as the chief "goodies," and Richard Norton as the antagonist, they and all their co-stars give outstanding illustrations of their skills and disciplines that are exhilarating both all on their own, and of course with their incorporation into larger bombastic melees. There are many great martial arts flicks in the world, and I dare not try to make a comparison, but all I can say is that I was caught off guard by just how robust and invigorating the choreography is here. Kwok Keung Chan, Yu-Shu Wu, Ivy Yew, and all others behind arranging the fights, and performing stunts, are to be congratulated for such a tremendous contribution.

It's hard to give the slightest care to acting when the feature is driven by such action and care-free fun, and to be frank, what characteristics initially grabbed my eye as I began watching can barely be counted as flaws in consideration of what 'Magic Crystal' ultimately is - only aspects that may turn off some potential viewers. There's one concrete criticism I do have to make, though, for especially in endeavoring to accentuate the more juvenile touches of comedy in the picture, at a few points the screenplay meanders. We meet characters with no meaningful place in the plot; we get scenes without significant connection that provide some levity, but more than anything else only distract from the center. This is a noteworthy shortcoming that's unfortunate, because otherwise - for all the ludicrousness of every kind, I really rather think that Wong Jing's screenplay, like his direction, is far more deserving than I would have anticipated as the feature began.

Just in case I haven't made it clear enough, this is a title with the sensibilities of an 80s-90s Hollywood kids' action-comedy, rounded out with elements and story beats that require able suspension of disbelief. Terrific and gripping as the fight choreography is, even those who step in being familiar with someone in the cast, and ready for a less than serious romp, are apt to be taken aback by how cheekily, purposefully weird everything first appears. Yet the disparate, somewhat bewildering parts all manage to crystallize (sorry) into an unlikely enjoyable slice of nonsense that nonetheless fulfills the need for earnest action. There's a lot going on here, and somehow it all works. You don't need to go out of your way to see this, but if you want a martial arts movie and are open to all the possibilities in the world of cinema, then 'Magic crystal' is a unique, satisfying way to spend 95 minutes.
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