Review of Dark Floors

Dark Floors (2008)
6/10
Oh Lordi, what have you done?
29 June 2022
Ben (Noah Huntley) is trying to leave a hospital with autistic daughter Sarah (Skye Bennett) when they get trapped in an elevator with four other people. When they emerge, they find the hospital completely empty and all modes of communication dead. Traveling floor to floor by the stairs, they find each level getting worse and worse as they combat ghosts and demons. This English language Finnish film is interesting in that it was built as a horror movie vehicle for Lordi, a GWAR-esque band known for their crazy costumes that ended up representing Finland in the Eurovision song contest in 2006. The fascinating thing is horror and heavy metal rarely mix correctly and usually comes off goofy (Rock 'N Roll Nightmare, I'm looking at you). But this is played entirely straight with the Lordi members being the ghosts/demons featured on various levels. Somehow director Pete Riski - who did Lordi videos previous to this and is making his feature debut - manages to make it work. No one from the band has any speaking lines, but the filmmakers manage to make them pretty imposing (not an easy feat when you consider one keeps on his leather jacket). There is also a whole time loop thing going on the never really works itself out, but the film is well made enough that I forgive things like that.
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