Orphan Horse (2018)
1/10
Terrible
22 November 2022
My friend and I watched this thinking it would be funny because of its cheesiness but we were wrong. Every scene made me cringe and the dialogue made me want to vomit. It was an absolutely atrocious movie that is a crime against cinema. If you're going to watch it, spare yourselves the trouble and go watch paint dry, it's that bad. Please for the love of all things holy spare your kids from this movie. If you find yourself watching it I will pray for you. The cinematography was like a train wreck except the train was full of small children and puppies, it was so bad. If satan were to watch this movie he'd cry.
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