'Curse of the Knights Templar'? Well, someone is cursed.
I realise that not all films can be made on multimillion pound budgets, with the creme de la creme of the Hollywood elite being involved. It's OK for films to be made on a shoestring budget, and to have Actors you've never heard of, and likely will never hear of again. Some of these low budget films put the mega budget offerings to shame. This, sadly isn't one of them.
It's just silly, the acting is awful, the effects are just as bad, the dialogue is embarrassing in all honesty.
I did have a couple of 'favourite' moments though.
1. After the Dad had chopped his finger off to escape the shackles, and made the worst attempt at sneaking up on someone in the entirety of human history, a short fight ensued, during which he killed the guy. As he was recovering on the floor, we could see that his thumb had miraculously grown back.
2. The annoying daughter still chained to the wall awaiting her fate, screams for help, the mute lassie comes in, grabs the shackles key off the wall and approaches, quite obviously going to free her. The annoying daughter tells her to leave her alone, not to touch her. OK, fair enough, love, stay here and rot. I'm outta here!
I'd like to say that this is so bad you'll laugh at it, but it's not even that good.
I realise that not all films can be made on multimillion pound budgets, with the creme de la creme of the Hollywood elite being involved. It's OK for films to be made on a shoestring budget, and to have Actors you've never heard of, and likely will never hear of again. Some of these low budget films put the mega budget offerings to shame. This, sadly isn't one of them.
It's just silly, the acting is awful, the effects are just as bad, the dialogue is embarrassing in all honesty.
I did have a couple of 'favourite' moments though.
1. After the Dad had chopped his finger off to escape the shackles, and made the worst attempt at sneaking up on someone in the entirety of human history, a short fight ensued, during which he killed the guy. As he was recovering on the floor, we could see that his thumb had miraculously grown back.
2. The annoying daughter still chained to the wall awaiting her fate, screams for help, the mute lassie comes in, grabs the shackles key off the wall and approaches, quite obviously going to free her. The annoying daughter tells her to leave her alone, not to touch her. OK, fair enough, love, stay here and rot. I'm outta here!
I'd like to say that this is so bad you'll laugh at it, but it's not even that good.