I feel that this movie will be covered by the 'How did this get made"' podcast is the not to distant future.
Jewish vampires?! Really?
Now, I could finish the review there but I have got to spin this nonsense out to the tune of six hundred words so that it qualifies as a review, in the same way that this 'qualifies' as a movie.
It's cheaply made, boring and nothing much happens and then before you know it, it finishes.
It's been 24 hours since I watched it and for the life of me I cannot remember what the movie was about. I think there was the obligatory modern gag about vampires going vegan and then.....nothing.
Jewish vampires?! Really?
Now, I could finish the review there but I have got to spin this nonsense out to the tune of six hundred words so that it qualifies as a review, in the same way that this 'qualifies' as a movie.
It's cheaply made, boring and nothing much happens and then before you know it, it finishes.
It's been 24 hours since I watched it and for the life of me I cannot remember what the movie was about. I think there was the obligatory modern gag about vampires going vegan and then.....nothing.