Review of Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear (2023)
6/10
LONG LIVE PABLO ESCOBEAR!!
24 February 2023
Come for the "Cocaine" ...stay for the "Bear." I am certain this will be a HUGE hit. They may already be working on sequels. Allow me to suggest:

  • Cocaine Bear 2: Mushroom Bear (Trippin' on psilocybin)
  • Cocaine Bear 3: Molly Bear (Luvs everybody)
  • Cocaine Bear 4: Cannabis Bear (Uncontrollable munchies)
  • Cocaine Bear 5: Viagra Bear (self-explanatory)


The title pretty much tells you what kind of movie to expect and delivers as promised. If you expect too much ...then you may be disappointed, but I don't think anyone who is going to see this film is expecting an Oscar-worthy meaningful masterpiece. Yeah, I guess the movie could have been better (definitely not a 10-star film), but compared to other things in this category; I think it's above average and effort was made to produce something entertaining.

I predict the "Cocaine Bear" films will become quite a successful franchise. I'm actually kicking myself right now and thinking: "Why didn't I come up with this first?!"
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