Review of The Last House on the Left

As parents you're quite liberal and progressive, regards your daughter you are so far from possessive, so you let her go to shows, do not criticise her clothes (too much), or the friends that she enjoys hanging around with. That said, when she does not return back home, you get in touch with the police on telephone, who make a visit and placate, lots of teenagers come back late, they'll make some calls, but young people do like to roam. Later that day, three strangers make a call, the car's broke down, they need someone to haul, you invite them in to stay, unaware the price they'll pay, once you've been down to the lake and made a trawl.

Not sure this could ever be described as anything other than a futile attempt to shock, it certainly doesn't carry itself well in contemporary times.