Maybe it was a bet?
Maybe it was a dare?
Maybe it was a a favour?
Maybe somebody's eight year old and his pals got together and wrote a script and all these other people decided to take the easy money?
Maybe the studio needed a loser for tax purposes?
Maybe Casper and Jeff needed something on their resumes to distract from something else?
Maybe reading these reviews is time better spent and considerably more entertaining than watching this inconceivably, incomprehensibly poorly executed motion picture?
Maybe some viewers have amazingly low standards and were never exposed to anything better, and so write 10 star reviews and chide everyone else for recognizing and writing about what a steaming pile this dead turkey is?
Maybe I really had to struggle to find enough things to meet the character limit, and at no point could I dredge up anything positive or redeeming to say?
Maybe it was a dare?
Maybe it was a a favour?
Maybe somebody's eight year old and his pals got together and wrote a script and all these other people decided to take the easy money?
Maybe the studio needed a loser for tax purposes?
Maybe Casper and Jeff needed something on their resumes to distract from something else?
Maybe reading these reviews is time better spent and considerably more entertaining than watching this inconceivably, incomprehensibly poorly executed motion picture?
Maybe some viewers have amazingly low standards and were never exposed to anything better, and so write 10 star reviews and chide everyone else for recognizing and writing about what a steaming pile this dead turkey is?
Maybe I really had to struggle to find enough things to meet the character limit, and at no point could I dredge up anything positive or redeeming to say?