This is no ordinary movie. I laughed, I cried, I screamed in terror and delight at the well written and enjoyable script. I left, begging and pleading to every known religion, hoping to never again experience this cinematic masterpiece. The characters were flawed to a perfection never before seen in cinema. The music left me lobotomized, and I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure I'm now deaf in my rightmost ear. I've never vigorously wished for the downfall of my fellow man faster than I could say "Sharks of the Corn!" There must be a sequel, one of which I'm ready to bring my grandchildren to.
Review of Sharks of the Corn
