It's not very often that I can't find anything positive to say about a film. Even if all I can say is that it had a great story. But this is one of those few occasions when I am forced to say, this is an excruciatingly bad film.
It's not bad as in Teeth, which can be enjoyed on some level, and can even go on to be a cult movie, no. It's worse than that. It's bad enough to actually dislike the people who put their name to it because, it is do direly done it made me angry.
The actors don't have the faintest idea how to act. The direction is non existent. The plot is absurd. Dialogue is strained and dubbing awful. Constant scenes of men pulling on their beards, close ups of faces that show nothing, and scenes where it's simply impossible to work out why they are included.
There is absolutely nothing at all to redeem this awful film.
It's not bad as in Teeth, which can be enjoyed on some level, and can even go on to be a cult movie, no. It's worse than that. It's bad enough to actually dislike the people who put their name to it because, it is do direly done it made me angry.
The actors don't have the faintest idea how to act. The direction is non existent. The plot is absurd. Dialogue is strained and dubbing awful. Constant scenes of men pulling on their beards, close ups of faces that show nothing, and scenes where it's simply impossible to work out why they are included.
There is absolutely nothing at all to redeem this awful film.