I think- emphasis on think- this was supposed to be an "erotic horror", you know of the kind that used to clog up the video store shelves in the days before the internet. You know. The ones where the images on the box were far more exciting than anything that actually appears in the film. I can imagine "Harvest Lake" has a pretty good box.
Rarely can a film have made sex seem so tedious. It belies it's relatively short running time by feeling interminable as you watch it- indeed time seems to stand still. And then it ends. Thankfully.
The "characters" are dull as ditch water, generally unappealing and not even particularly attractive. Eroticism remains elusive.
And they all liked happily ever after, Or something.
Rarely can a film have made sex seem so tedious. It belies it's relatively short running time by feeling interminable as you watch it- indeed time seems to stand still. And then it ends. Thankfully.
The "characters" are dull as ditch water, generally unappealing and not even particularly attractive. Eroticism remains elusive.
And they all liked happily ever after, Or something.