It's apparent from the get-go that nobody involved in this motion picture was striving to create high art. Every aspect of this film is poorly executed. The plot involves two top-heavy bimbos who operate an air freight business with a tiny single-engine plane in Hawaii. Right. But the business, in reality, is a cover for The Agency, a super secret government...agency. The bim...protagonists are, in fact a tough as nails secret agent and a random woman in the Witness Protection program (?). Okay. Anyway, the frequently topless duo stumble across a diamond smuggling/drug running ring while delivering a honeymoon couple and a mutant disease-carrying monster snake to a remote location. The Playboy bunnies escape the island but not before the snake escapes from their plane. The ladies then call in reinforcements in the form of two macho, brain-dead himbos who spout the most stratospherically insipid dialog ever put on film. Hilarity ensues. One of the himb...male agents blows up a skateboard riding assassin with a rocket launcher and dispatches the assassin's blow-up sex doll with the same weapon. The mutant disease-carrying snake (a prop that looks like it was created in 4th Grade art class) kills the honeymooners in such a horrible manner that the tough-as-nails Agency ladies shriek like little girls on their first roller coaster ride. The bad guys kidnap the Agency's beautiful liason but only after we watch her change clothes, exposing her breasts for an adequate view. The mutant killer snake pops out of a toilet, causing the tough-as-nails lady agent to shriek in horror. Not to worry, as she is saved by one of the hunks who crashes his motorcycle through a wall and cleanly takes of the snake's head WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. And so on and so on. Eventually, after more topless scenes,it all ends in a hilariously orchestrated shootout where the bad guys meet bloody ends, a helicopter gets blown up and our heroes and heroines all survive and get topless.
This is the perfect movie for adolescent boys to pleasure themselves with. Beautiful topless women and ludicrous violence are in abundance. If like good dialog, competent acting and a coherent plot - then Hard Ticket is a Hard Pass. But, if you like surgically enhanced breasts this movie is for you.
This is the perfect movie for adolescent boys to pleasure themselves with. Beautiful topless women and ludicrous violence are in abundance. If like good dialog, competent acting and a coherent plot - then Hard Ticket is a Hard Pass. But, if you like surgically enhanced breasts this movie is for you.