A litany of putrefied cinematic sins, sloppily contained in a thin polymer skin:
Lawnmower man eat your heart out (this filmgives instructions).
- Inane story
- Cardboard acting
- Self indulgent slo-mo interstitial sequence
- Infuriating dialogue
- Terrible effects
- Anachronistic technology with no explanation
- Strange scoring choices
- Deranged casting/geriatric 20-somethings
- Technobabble
- Non-existent cast chemistry
- Molecule-thin disposable stereotyped characters
- Redundant plot devices
- Inconsistent character behaviours
- Painfully unrewarding predictability
- Trying sooo hard for that 'R', not deserving it
Lawnmower man eat your heart out (this filmgives instructions).