...yet here it is - a movie that makes every Hallmark movie look like Citizen Kane in comparison. You genuinely have never watched anything as badly written, acted, directed or cast as this. For some reason, my wife is still watching it. I had to leave the room after about 15 minutes. It is that atrocious. I managed to spend longer giving the VelociPastor a go. At least you knew with that one that it would be awful going in. In short, if you really want to kill some brain cells, do something more fun than watching this. Like smoking meth. Or performing a self-lobotomy with rusty knives. Just don't watch this.
Review of The Painter
