10/10
This was way better than it had any right to be.
21 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
So let me preface by saying this. I saw Winnie the Pooh Blood & Honey and thought it was crap. Mostly for the character design. It looked like men in Halloween masks.

That movie was rather dull and blah.

Mary Had a Little Lamb was surprisingly good. Not great or anything, but for a horror movie mostly made for the macabre twist of the nursery rhyme, there was some effort.

The acting was actually above decent for a movie like this. The lead whom my husband and I kept calling Wish Lindsey Lohan, did a great job.

It's a slasher movie. Kinda like Unhinged meets Texas Chainsaw Massace. You've seen it before.

And now, the worst part of the film...

The lamb. You couldn't add in a line saying that their face was deformed and it's paralyzed or something... The lamb mask is the same BS from Winnie the Pooh BUT, it's slightly more believable/realistic because he could be half man/half lamb but ffs, have the mouth move or give a reason why he has a "still-head"

His mother, methed up maniacal British Edith Bunker is a hoot.

All in all, 6/10 - this movie was better than expected. Some cool kills and attempts at suspense.
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