I know this is for a good cause but this made me wish the vaccines actually did kill me so I wouldn't have stumbled onto this catastrophe. Robert DiNiro was the only highlight for me, not because he was good but because he represented how I felt while watching this abomination, half asleep, apathetic to the "movie" and confused as to why they were doing it in the first place. The most interesting part of the movie was the script to succession that Kiran Culkin was reading offscreen. One other positive is that this movie sucked so many noodles, Netflix moved it to youtube which I can watch at 2x speed. Every single person in this is better in everything else they're in, except Ben Platt, he can suck an egg.