This movie is so bad I had to stop watching it and google how bad the reviews were. I just created an IMDb account for the sole purpose of posting a review of how bad this movie is. I'm honestly confused at just how completely this pile of useless footage fails to have a single redeeming quality. How did this thing ever see the light of day? How does this happen? It's not "so bad it's good", it's not "so bad it's funny", it's not so bad it will be a cult classic. It's not so bad that you will keep watching it like a train wreck. It's not even bad in the way that you watch something bad when you don't have the attention span to watch something you know you'll like.
This ridiculous, nonsensical excuse for a film is so bad that you will stop watching it halfway through, if you get that far, and wish you had picked something else to watch just so you can stop thinking about how perplexing it is that someone could make such garbage and no one stopped it from happening. Money, time, resources were spent on this movie. How does something this bad get made? How????????
This ridiculous, nonsensical excuse for a film is so bad that you will stop watching it halfway through, if you get that far, and wish you had picked something else to watch just so you can stop thinking about how perplexing it is that someone could make such garbage and no one stopped it from happening. Money, time, resources were spent on this movie. How does something this bad get made? How????????