'Breakfast With Bukowski' is a humorous telling of writer's block. 'Henry' leaves his flop-house apartment and goes to the horse track, in search of inspiration. There he wins a race, then gets swindled by a woman. Henry heads home with a six-pack in hand and gets chase by a vicious dog. In desperation he throws his beer in the air. The sixer explodes on the ground next to the dog, scaring it off. Back home, Henry swigs a half-full bottle of warm beer and finally types out the title he has been looking for: 'Love Is A Dog From Hell'.