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. . . of having a RED SPARROW-type (think yellow sapsucker) MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE "asset" in America's once-sacred Oval Office, THIRST lays the groundwork for the coming deplorable Real Life rump cushion crime cartel. At 11:35, bloated buffoon "Ambrose" tries to corrupt innocent heroine "Ethel" with the misleading proposition, "I'll get you a job in the (Big) City--let's elope!" Budding criminal mastermind Ambrose has absolutely no intention of wedding Ethel, of course. He's already cleared out the cash from her father's safe at the post office. Now Ambrose has his sights set on breaking the bank, so to speak, residing between the knees of his intended target, using the naïve Ethel as the first building block for a string of brothels paralleling those of his actual Real Life contemporary, POTUS #45 grand-daddy "Friedrich Dump." The combination of such brazen thievery and sexual misconduct (albeit on a much smaller scale) that has made the current Pachyderm Party Leader such a natural fit at the head of this 150-year-old Death-to-America Cult is displayed in spades by beta version Ambrose. Throughout THIRST, this malicious bozo's misogynist leanings, larcenous ways, and two-faced abuse of Truth epitomizes the U.S. family which soon would become synonymous with "sin."