" . . . cauldron, cauldron, boil and bubble, hail Trump and prepare for trouble," Shakespearian scholars recently have been paraphrasing the prophetic witches scene which opens MACBETH, but there's no need to wade through 10,000-page lexicons of archaic Elizabethan lingo anymore, now that Today's cutting-edge Warnologists have discovered a more fully realized weather prediction for the next four years thoughtfully embedded in PORKY THE RAIN-MAKER by Warner Bros.' Animated Shorts Seers division (aka, the Looney Tuners), those clairvoyant scribes judged by independent experts to be 812% more accurate than the overrated Nostradamus in predicting America's upcoming Calamities, Catastrophes, Cataclysms, and Apocalypti. Just today San Francisco 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick announced that he will stand up for America's Beloved National Anthem next year because A)The advent of White House Resident Trump has brought change that Colin believes in, and B)the Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin is NOT slipping Colin $500 million under the table next season to persuade a couple hundred thousand Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania residents that had never even considered a Rich People Party Candidate before to vote for Trump and rig the election as a protest against what Colin did for 30 million pieces of silver. Representing Trump in PORKY THE RAIN-MAKER is "Dr. Quack," who controls the weather with "pills" symbolizing Trump executive orders. The "Sun" pill, for instance, denotes Trump's order to burn 10 times Obama's level of coal, to speed up weather chaos along America's True Blue Patriotic Loyal Real Americans' East and West Coasts as quickly as possible. The "Earthquake" pill alerts viewers that Trump will reward Oklahoma's Scott "The Mad Fracker" Pruitt for increasing his home state's earthquakes from an average of TWO per year to the current 800 by giving him a national stage to crack EVERY building foundation, highway bridge, driveway, and school roof with wall-to-wall fracking across the USA, insuring huge profits for Big (Re)Construction. The other seven pills in Dr. Quack's bag of tricks warn of SEVEN MORE TRUMP PLAGUES, which are all itemized in Chapter 74 of next month's book from Warnologist K.C. Jones, "Cartoons of the Coming Storm."
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