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6/10
Let's Go Surfing Now, Let's Go Spying Now
bkoganbing5 June 2007
Before there was Baywatch we had the Beach Party movies and this one was the one that started it all.

Robert Cummings must have seen Lover Come Back where Rock Hudson had a full growth of beard and Doris Day mistook for a scientist. Cummings must have liked the look as a scientist because he uses it here in portraying an anthropologist studying teenage mating habits.

Where better than Malibu and who better for study than Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello and their friends?

The same innocence of the years before November of 1963 is there, this film's not quite as surreal as the later successors. It's like The Road to Singapore which established the formula for those Crosby/Hope films, but hadn't descended yet into the zaniness that characterized the later ones.

It all works out quite nicely and it was nice Dorothy Malone was around for Bob Cummings although the poor woman had very little to do in this film. My favorite in these film is Harvey Lembeck as Erich Von Zipper, the motorcycle gang leader. He's a Marlon Brando wannabe.

Beach Party does kind of take me back to my teen years.
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6/10
The granddaddy of all those surfing flicks that catered to kids at the drive-ins
moonspinner5528 April 2001
Bob Cummings (offensive in nearly every movie I've seen him in) acquits himself quite nicely here as nerdy professor studying the mating habits of today's teenagers, eventually finding himself sort-of attracted to busty-but-innocent Annette Funicello. Frankie Avalon and Annette get co-starring parts here, later carrying the torch onward to many other beach sequels; they fight a lot (as usual) and try to make each other jealous. The only thing that really separates this initial sand-&-sex romp from the others is a bit more attention to plot and dialogue, less silliness (it's surprisingly low-keyed). Annette, her hair tinted a pretty cinnamon-brown, sings a great solo number, "Treat Him Nicely"--actually, it's her mirrored reflection who gives the advice. A pleasant, colorful outing, with Harvey Lembeck very funny as Eric Von Zipper, who gets "the finger" from Cummings ("You stupids!"). A little singing, a little loving, lots of arguing, and a pie fight finale. **1/2 from ****
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6/10
The Primitive Mating Rituals of American Surfers
Uriah4315 August 2014
"Frankie" (Frankie Avalon) and his girlfriend "Dolores" (Annette Funicello) are on their way to the beach for what Frankie hopes is a weekend alone with Dolores. Unfortunately for Frankie, Dolores is slightly more conventional and has invited the rest of their surf gang to meet them there. This results in a spat between Frankie and Dolores. At the same time, a professor by the name of "Robert Sutwell" (Bob Cummings) just happens to have rented a beach house right next to the place where Frankie and the gang are staying so that he can study the primitive mating rituals of American surfers. For his research he needs to make the acquaintance of one of the surfers and Dolores is only too happy to spend time with the professor because she wants to make Frankie jealous. In return Frankie decides to make Dolores jealous by showering his affection on a beautiful foreign barmaid by the name of "Ava" (Eva Six). Throw in some bikers, beatniks, beach music along with some scantily clad men and women into a sexually charged atmosphere and the end result is a fun movie which stretches the boundaries but doesn't quite break them. Now, although this is not the first "beach movie" ever made this particular picture-along with its predecessor "Gidget" a few years earlier-was pretty much responsible for the introduction of a brand new sub-genre of film. Although it is certainly dated and some people may not quite understand all the nuances it's still worth a watch for people who enjoy movies of this type.
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A Relic From A Bygone Era
fiascofilmsco21 July 2000
This is a fun little film. Bob Cummings stars as a professor who has taken a beach house so that he can observe the sexual habits of the healthy young kids around him.

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello--in her first feature other than her Disney films-- are young lovers looking for some fun at the beach.

Annette feels that Frankie is taking advantage of her, so she flurts with the professor to make Frankie jealous.

Also starring is Dorothy Malone in a worthless part that does little to enhance her career. (She is excellent in other films.)

This film is the beginning of the beach movie cycle that AIP made over the next few years. All in all, this film is good clean light comedy entertainment that gives us a look at Hollywoods' view of the early '60's on the California beaches.

The supporting charactors are fun, and Eric Von Zipper is a hoot in his Brando-like role as the leather-clad bad guy without a brain.

Vincent Price is seen as Big Daddy in a quick cameo with references to his then recent film (For AIP) The Pit And The Pendulum.

This film, and its spawns, are all worth a look at least once.
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7/10
One of my Favorites!
mammamia70125 June 2020
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Ok, so the plot and maybe acting, etc. is honestly about a 6-7, but for me I'd rate these beach movies with Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon a 10! It takes us to a simpler more carefree time. The puns and innuendos are hilarious..... "The finger" I laugh every time it's said/done.

The storyline is simple and typical. Teenagers at the beach, without parents, dancing, singing and plots to get the attention of the opposition sex or make each other jealous. Of course, there's no sex or nudity. Plus it has a happy ending.

I also found it enjoyable to watch some stars from the 60's who were basically unknown at the time have small roles in these movies. Such as Meredith MacCrae from Petticoat Junction fame. You can even catch one of the original Beach Boys making a cameo in a couple of these beach movies. Loved the surprise cameo of Vincent Price.

I suggest pop the popcorn, sit back and enjoy!
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7/10
The launch of an iconic '60s genre
jamesrupert20141 July 2022
An anthropologist (Robert Cummings) surreptitiously studies the mores and behaviours of the southern California teen-age surf party-culture, focusing primarily on the 'mating rituals' of such nubile couples as Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and Dolores (Annette Funicello) and their various scantily clad compatriots. This was the first of the 60s 'beach' movies and introduced most of the standard elements: surfing, bikinis, dancing, rock'n'roll, true love vs. Strategic flirting, and silly, sometimes slapstick, comedy (notably goofy biker Eric von Zipper (Harvey Lembeck) and his gang of Rats). The film seems slightly less 'innocent' that its sequels - the word 'sex' is bandied about, contrary to popular myth Annette wears a bikini and exposes her navel, her character refers to Frankie's plans for a private tryst being 'like they were married', and there is a passing reference to the 1962 film, Lolita, which is about a young girl named Delores involved in a sexual relationship with a much older professor. I doubt anyone choosing to watch this near-60 year old proto-teenage-sex comedy would expect any more than the film delivers - harmless, light-weight fun, sexy youth, and some great surfing footage.
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4/10
Some decent surf rock tunes interspersed with a series of annoying melodrama and hackneyed floundering comedy.
IonicBreezeMachine1 August 2022
Teens Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and Dolores (Annete Funicello) head out to the beach for what Frankie thinks is a secluded romantic getaway, only to learn upon arrival at the beach house Dolores has invited the whole "gang" to stay with them. Irked by Dolores misleading him, Frankie sets his sights on Ava (Eva Six) as a way of making Dolores jealous, while Delores responds in kind by setting her sights on the awkward Professor Sutwell (Bob Cummings) who's studying teenage subculture for a book.

Samuel Arkoff and Jim Nicholson, of American International Pictures, having attended Italy in 1962 to view some possible acquisitions came across a film about an older man who falls in love with with a young woman who spends all her time at a beach resort. While Arkoff and Nicholson didn't like the movie, they did like the setting and thought a teenage skewing film set on the beach would make for solid setting. When made the film became AIP's highest grossing film and helped to establish the short lived fad of beach party films released throughout the 60s. While successful in its initial release, Beach Party hasn't stood the test of time and really can only be enjoyed for camp appeal due to its stupid teenage melodrama and broad hackneyed humor.

I will say that the music in film is a solid collection of tunes including from Dick Dale and if you do like Surf Rock you'll find plenty to appreciate in the soundtrack. Aside from the music however most of the movie is just an excuse to get attractive people in swimsuits and give just enough plot to justify it and call it a "movie". I really don't care about any of these characters who alternate between surfing, dancing, or petty melodrama while spouting lingo that couldn't feel more forced if it were tied to a battering ram. I guess I kind of liked Bob Cummings as Professor Sutwell who does kind of give an awkward laid back charm to the performance and the movie is at least somewhat aware of itself as there's self-deprecating jokes aimed at AIP uttered at points in the film, but just because you acknowledge you're doing the bare minimum doesn't excuse it.

Beach Party is about as anemic as you can get with a movie like this. While there is some energy with the music and some of the performances, there's so little to this movie it's hard to find all that much to say about it. If you're only looking to see attractive people in swim trunks and bikinis frolic on the beach I guess this'll do, but you have to sit through a lot of meandering directionless plodding to get to it. How this film managed to create an entire subgenre of similar films probably should be a bigger shock to me, but given 80s sex comedies and the 90s TV show Baywatch this is just another link in a long chain of film's built on sex appeal with nothing else.
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6/10
Frankie and Annette Catch a Wave
wes-connors11 April 2008
It's a colorful southern California summer of 1963.

Swinging surfer Frankie Avalon (as Frankie) takes beautiful girlfriend Annette Funicello (as Dolores) to a beach shack for some house playing; but, the couple's teenage friends have already crashed the place. Soon, the fit young vacationers are in their tight swimsuits - singing, dancing, and romancing in the sand. They don't know it (yet), but anthropologist Robert Cummings (as Professor Sutwell) is peeping through his binoculars at the teenagers' "mating habits"; he and secretary Dorothy Malone (as Marianne) have arrived to study the sex lives of the younger set. The characters meet at Morey Amsterdam (as Cappy)'s beer joint, where Ms. Funicello develops interest in Mr. Cummings, after Mr. Avalon gets lewd with waitress Eva Six (as Ava). Harvey Lembeck (as Eric Von Zipper) and his motorcycle gang are around to cause even more friction, until Cummings gives "Zipper" the finger.

Director William Asher's first "Beach Party" is, while it doesn't contain the best writing of the series, a cut above the other films. The performances, led by Avalon and Funicello, are fresh and natural. Subsequent films, while they boast some individually entertaining elements, lack the spontaneity herein. There are also, you'll notice, details "toned down" over the course of the series. In this "Beach Party", bathing suits and camera angles seem tighter, and sexier, than usual. The music is perfect; appropriately, they chose Dick Dale and his Del-Tones to perform songs written by Gary Usher and Roger Christian. Funicello's double-tracked "Treat Him Nicely" (by Hemric-Styner) and Avalon's lascivious "Don't Stop Now" (by Marcucci-Faith) were great single songs, and should have been bigger hits.

Where else are you going to find Annette Funicello, in a hot pink two-piece, exclaim "Isn't it a hooting day!"

****** Beach Party (7/14/63) William Asher ~ Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, Robert Cummings, Dorothy Malone
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5/10
Robert Cummings and the music are good, Annette and Frankie are charming enough, but the rest...
zetes14 April 2013
I watched this first of AIP's Beach Party movies in tribute to Annette Funicello. I forget just how painfully dopey these teen comedies from the era can be. No offense meant to Funicello - she's pretty charming here. She's almost an afterthought, though. Robert Cummings, playing an anthropologist studying surfing culture, is the film's star. He's pretty much the only one who lands any of his jokes - he comes off as a pretty talented comedian surrounded by hackiness. Frankie's here, too, of course, and also doesn't have too much to do. Dorothy Malone, as Cummings assistant and the gal who he'll end up with (he has a phony romance with Funicello which we know from the start won't go anywhere), also has nothing to do. And, poor girl, she looks hopelessly ancient next to Funicello, Eva Six and the rest of the young women. There are several good songs. Whenever they're singing, the film's worthwhile.
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6/10
Among the Best of the Beach Movies
gavin694211 April 2013
The first of the five official American-International "Beach Party" movies. Anthropology Professor Robert Orwell Sutwell (Robert Cummings) and his secretary Marianne (Miss Malone) are studying the sex habits of teenagers.

The movie starts with a great in-joke about American International buying the film rights. That sets the stage for the kind of humor you should expect from these cats.

I do like that the professor compares the teens' crazy dancing to a tribal dance. I definitely think the people in these beach movies have no idea what dancing is, but somehow it looks alright if everyone acts goofy at once.

And, as an added bonus... Vincent Price as Big Daddy. Are Price fans and beach movie fans the same group? I have no idea -- it seems odd, and yet here I am, watching such a thing.
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5/10
"We're gonna ride the surf and that ain't all..."
classicsoncall22 August 2016
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Watching movies like this today makes me realize I didn't miss anything by not catching them back in the day. I wouldn't have quite been a teenager yet when this film originally came out, but I would have considered it Harvey Lembeck stupid just the same.

Interestingly, this is the second movie in a row I've watched in which Kirk Douglas's dimple was brought up as a topic of conversation. The other one was "The War Wagon" in which Douglas appeared, explaining facetiously how he got it - he slept with his chin resting on a ring. So if it ever comes up in a trivia contest, now you know.

Prior to this film's showing on it's latest Turner Classic broadcast, Roger Corman offered his theory on why these beach movies were so popular in the Sixties - to please the kids, you had to infuriate the adults. With the hindsight of half a century, it doesn't seem to me that the teens in the film were all that rebellious; they were just out to have some fun. Although Professor Sutwell (Bob Cummings) had his own theory as well - the antics of the young men and women dancing on the beach were a 'definite jungle perversion'! Good grief.

Well I've seen a few of these beach films now, 1964's "Muscle Beach Party" and 1965's "Beach Blanket Bingo", and for me, picking a favorite would be a moot point. This one though, which jump started the genre is the one I think that has cured me from tuning into any more. I know I'm in the minority here, but hey, to each his own. My quest for nostalgia goes only so far.
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10/10
MUST HAVE
melisande5515 August 2002
A must have for your surfing movie collection, a piece of cinematic kitsch as well.

The surfing scenes (a montage of various places, apparently in SoCal) are all too brief, but worthwhile.

The fake-surfing and stunt-surfing are a hoot and leave you wanting more.

Precious scenes of Malibu and Santa Monica pre-building explosion.

And of course, Eric Von Zipper. Personally, I think Bob Cummings is adorable, and there's such a cheapie, near-porn subtext to much of the film, everyone gets to camp it up a bit.
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6/10
As a time capsule for youth culture of the early 60s, this film is fascinating
cricketbat1 August 2022
As a movie, Beach Party is fairly ridiculous. As a time capsule for youth culture of the early 60s, however, it's pretty fascinating. I felt like Professor Sutwell as I watched it, trying to understand why the "kids" acted the way they did. Coincidentally, I also found Sutwell to be one of the most entertaining characters in this picture. As strange and simple as it is, I can see why Beach Party launched a franchise.
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5/10
Check Your Mind At The Door
Calaboss5 October 2008
I was five when this movie came out in '63, and didn't see it until a TV showing in the mid '70's. It was already dated and unreal at THAT point. I just caught a second viewing on TCM and I must say, it has not aged well. No thought is required to watch, as the whole thing is completely predictable, although watching pretty girls shake their T&A while dancing hasn't become less interesting. And watching Candy Johnson dance is quite an experience. She was only in a few films in the mid '60's, always dancing the way she does in this film, like a human hurricane. I can understand her short career, as I'm sure she must have blown out a hip in very short order, dancing like that. In fact, she's listed in the IMDb credits only as "Perpetual motion dancer".

There is some dated material that's kind of interesting to see, like being able to drive on the beach in Malibu, or the surfboards that were the size of small boats, and guys were doing handstands on them and putting girls on their shoulders while they surfed. And these kids were surfing 15 to 20 abreast, about a foot apart. I wonder how many shattered shin bones they racked up filming those scenes.

The comedy is of the "groaner" variety, and I think today's teens might have some trouble getting through it, what with the cartoon sound effects and all. I was rolling my eyes a bit myself as I re-watched it. This was fairly popular with teens at the time, but I don't think our 21st century teens, pierced and tattooed, will appreciate it. As for those of us a little older, Beach Party does have some nostalgic appeal.
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Sand, girls, rock 'n' roll, girls, surfing, girls, etc.
bheyer8 November 2004
Okay, I'm a sucker for ALL the old "Beach Party" movies, starring Frankie and Annette. How 'bout that? They're like Fred and Ginger, Hope and Crosby and William Powell and Myrna Loy: They're icons! This movie, the ORIGINAL "Beach Party," is the BEST of the lot if you're asking me. Besides Frankie and Annette, Bob Cummings and Oscar winner ("Written on the Wind") Dorothy Malone, also star. I can't believe that someone on this thread actually described the WONDERFUL Bob Cummings as "offensive." Apparently, this person NEVER saw this actor on his old "Love that Bob" TV sitcom from the '50's. I did. A more lighthearted and fun actor I've never seen; decidedly NOT "offensive."

THIS movie is just like the old Beach Boys song, "Fun, Fun, Fun." NOTHING to take seriously. Pure fluff, just like the old Doris Day and Rock Hudson comedies from a more innocent time. Not too much in the way of plot (hot-blooded and red-blooded American girls and boys, sand, surfing, rock 'n' roll, a little harmless sex (c'mon, this IS 1963!), a couple of middle-agers (Bob and Dorothy) and the most tame, inept and funny "outlaw" motorcycle gang you've EVER seen! Also, a GREAT supporting cast: Morey Amsterdam, Harvey Lembeck, John Ashley, Jody McCrea, Eva Six and EVEN Vincent Price!

Look, upon reaching puberty, Annette Funicello was my very first "crush." I'm 55, now, and I STILL love her! This movie didn't re-define the American cinema, but there are FAR worse ways to kill 101 minutes!
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6/10
The Vidiot Reviews
capone66628 February 2013
Beach Party

Teenagers hang out at the beach because it gives them an excuse when their parents ask how they got crabs.

Fortunately for parents, the anthropologist in this comedy is studying the sexual habits of teenage beach bums.

Through his telescope, uptight Professor Sutwell (Robert Cummings) scrutinizes the mating rituals of the juveniles that frequent a local surf spot.

But when Sutwell defends a teen, Dolores (Annette Funicello), from a biker, Von Zipper (Harvey Lembeck), he makes himself Von Zipper's main adversary.

Meanwhile, Sutwell is caught in a love triangle with his assistant (Dorothy Malone) and Dolores, whose spiteful boyfriend (Frankie Avalon) is now romancing a waitress (Ava Six).

With cameos from Vincent Price and surf-guitar legend Dick Dale, this seaside romp set the standard for all silly 1960s surf movies that came after.

As for kinky foreplay at the beach, just have your partner pretend a jellyfish stung their face.

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6/10
clean cut bikini movie
SnoopyStyle10 July 2019
Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and Dolores (Annette Funicello) arrive at a beach house. He is surprised that she has invited the whole gang to their romantic getaway. The guys surf while the girls read on the beach. Anthropologist Professor Sutwell and his assistant Marianne are secretly studying the kids from an overlooking house. Sutwell comes to the rescue when bike gang leader Eric Von Zipper harasses Dolores which drives a wedge between the young couple.

This is the first pairing of Avalon and Funicello. While it's not the first beach movie, it does create the series of light weight beach rom-com musicals. It has the music, the style, and a cartoon version of the culture. I can do without the ridiculous comedy of the biker gang. It would serve them better to have a more threatening gang. That may be too dark in this bubble gum movie. There isn't any kind of realism here. It's notable when Frankie and Annette walk in on their sleeping friends. The girls are in one room and the boys are in the other room. This is wholesomeness in a bikini. My biggest issue is Frankie trying to get Dolores jealous. I certainly want them to be more pure in their love for each other especially considering the light sweet nature of this movie. This is not a great movie but it does have some fun and it's a big part of movie history.
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3/10
Not a good one
gbill-748776 August 2019
I'm not a teenager from 1963 and definitely not overlapping with the original target audience, so being overly critical of this film feels a little wrong, or maybe like shooting fish in a barrel ... but there is just so much to groan about here. The jokes are lame and the music is poor. Frankie Avalon's character is unlikeable with all of his anger and shouting, and the leader of the motorcycle gang (40 year old Harvey Lembeck) is very, very painful to watch every time he's on the screen. The old guy (Bob Cummings) who is capturing video and audio of the sex habits of the kids on the beach also likens them to various "primitive tribes" several times, so he's both creepy and culturally condescending. 29 year old Jody McCrea is one of those kids and he doesn't do his father Joel proud, but then again the role of Deadhead didn't exactly have a lot to offer (some sample dialogue... Deadhead: Boy, this has been some night. Frankie: You can say that again. Deadhead: Boy, this has been some night. ...arrgh.).

Annette Funicello is engaging enough, but it's tough to watch her feel guilt and in the wrong for Avalon's behavior, which is capped off with her admonishment to herself in her song 'Treat Him Right'. The Lolita relationship she starts up with the old guy is weird as well, especially when she suddenly seems ready to have sex with him. It was fun seeing some of the kids dancing, but my favorite moment was Funicello literally turning green in the airplane scene. The film obviously tapped into something at the time since it spurred many films to follow, and it has some level of camp appeal, but for me it's not so-bad-it's-good, it's just bad.
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4/10
Relic of the Past
JamesHitchcock23 April 2018
"Beach Party" from 1963 is sometimes credited with creating its own short-lived film genre, the "beach party" genre of the mid-sixties sixties, although the same elements- sun, sea, sand, surfing, sexy girls in bikinis, hunks in trunks and pop music- could be found in earlier American films such as "Gidget" from 1959 and "Where the Boys Are" from 1960. This last, however, was not a "pure" comedy like the typical beach party movie, but a rather uneasy mixture of comedy and more serious themes. "Beach Party", however, was such a success that it was followed up several more beach party films from the same studio, American International Pictures.

Like all the AIP beach party films, this one deals with a group of teenagers holidaying on the beaches of Southern California. An eccentric academic, Professor Robert Sutwell, is also visiting the beach with the aim of making an anthropological study of the teenage surfing sub-culture, which reminds him of primitive tribes. As with many of these films, the leading roles are taken by Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello, who play boyfriend and girlfriend Frankie and Dolores. Complications arise when Dolores develops a crush on the nutty Professor and Frankie starts paying attentions to a Hungarian waitress named Ava. A further complication is provided by the local biker gang and their leader Eric Von Zipper (probably intended as a parody of Marlon Brando's character in "The Wild One").

The decline of the "beach party" genre can be attributed to the fact that it fell on the wrong side of the great cultural divide between the not-quite-permissive early sixties and the more genuinely permissive second half of the decade. There is a vague assumption that the boys and girls who flock to the beaches are all making wild passionate love, but nothing is ever made explicit, as the Production Code was still officially in force in 1963. The girls all wear bikinis of a design which probably seemed quite daring at the time but which only a few years later their mothers would have been quite happy to be seen wearing, and the boys are all prime specimens of the "sun-tanned, crew-cut, All-American male" (to quote a line from "Beach Baby", a British pop song from the seventies which seemed to hark back to the spirit of the AIP films).

Nothing encapsulates way in which society was about to change better than the film's attitude towards facial hair. The Professor is constantly mocked ("old pig-bristles!") for the fact that he sports a beard, something which strikes the other characters as not only unfashionable but also ridiculous. The other male characters are clean-shaven to a man, with not a single beard, or even a well-trimmed moustache, to be seen among them. I suppose in '63 this might just have been credible but by '67 or '68 there would have been plenty of hirsute, bearded youngsters to be seen.

The plot is pretty feeble, but that is perhaps not a serious criticism of the film as I doubt if anyone ever went to a breach party movie expecting a strikingly original plot or intellectual writing. The music, however, is also dull and forgettable, and the acting is below par even by teen movie standards. The best-known cast member of Vincent Price, but his is the briefest cameo imaginable. The best contribution comes from Bob Cummings, who succeeds in making the Professor strangely loveable as well as eccentric, but I just couldn't see what the attraction was of either of the two leads. Avalon, regarded as something of a heart-throb at the time, was good-looking, but here comes across as rather unlikeable and unsympathetic. As for Funicello, she came across as such a milk-and-water goody-two-shoes that it seems incredible that she was ever considered a sex-symbol, except perhaps the sort of thoroughly wholesome and respectable sex-symbol whom parents think their sons ought to like but whom the sons themselves find a bit boring. (It came as no surprise to learn that she made her name on Disney's Mickey Mouse Club).

The film was clearly aimed at a teen audience but what strikes us today is how dated it looks, far more than do most films of the era aimed at adults (or, for that matter, those aimed at younger children). Teenage sub-cultures seem to age particularly badly. Not only does the film look outdated by the standards of 2018, it would have looked almost equally outdated by the standards of my own teenage years in the seventies and eighties. Indeed, the last entries in the AIP series were probably starting to look like relics of the past even when they were released in 1966 and 1967. 4/10
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4/10
BEACH PARTY (William Asher, 1963) **
Bunuel197615 May 2011
This is the first of AIP's "Beach Party" movies, but actually the fifth I have watched. Frankly, the main reason I was drawn to them was because of the cameos of famous stars – even here, we get Vincent Price, who appears through most of the running-time (playing a character called "Big Daddy"!) but spends it asleep slumped in a chair…waking up at the very end just enough to reference his last Corman/Poe appearance in PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961) and then return to his slumber! As would be the case with the other ageing Hollywood veterans (such as Buster Keaton, Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre), his name is listed only during the closing credits, where the company also takes the opportunity to pump his upcoming release of THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963; which though advertised as the next Poe adaptation, it is actually derived from the work of H.P. Lovecraft!).

Anyway, here we get what would become the stock company of surfer studs and beach babes: Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello (who, as always, spend more time trying to make one another jealous than they do together!), Jody McCrea as the goody "Deadhead", Morey Amsterdam as an eccentric local and, best of all, Harvey Lembeck's motorcycle thug Eric Von Zipper. That said, the real protagonist here is Bob Cummings (yep, who would have thought that he and Frankie would have subsequently gone to Europe to work for Harry Alan Towers and with the likes of Maria Rohm and Klaus Kinski?) as a scientist who, having been given the cold shoulder due to his youngish age, decides to hide his features behind a bushy beard (though he later takes it off)! He is intrigued by the phenomenon of modern youth, whose amorality he equates with Prehistoric Man, and so he has set out to study their habits, first from a beach hut through a telescope but then up close and personal (so much so that Annette becomes infatuated with him, though he is secretly loved by devoted secretary Dorothy Malone!). Of course, Frankie tries to interrupt their affair even if is he has himself taken up with a foreigner when Annette states that she would like to keep her virtue intact until marriage. She also catches the eye of the pompous Von Zipper but Cummings steps in and 'gives him the finger', that is to say, rendered immobile by the simple touch of an acutely sensitive nerve (which eventually becomes a running-gag and is resumed in subsequent outings as well!).

Neeedless to say, we get a lot of songs, energetic but silly dancing (especially from one particular girl, whose all-stops-out jives apparently so caught the imagination of the film-makers that we are treated to a {cringe-inducing} encore throughout the concluding credit roll and, if I am not mistaken, she gets similar showcases in some of the various follow-up films), comedy, romance and surfing acrobatics…very little of which is appealing to this viewer and all of it feels so bland and dated that the series comes off now like the "Police Academy" of its day! For what it is worth, I have one more of these to watch, SKI PARTY (1966), which at least proposed a change of locale for novelty value...
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8/10
Has immense charm and likability about it
TheLittleSongbird11 February 2013
I find it very difficult not to like Beach Party. While it may seem dated by today's standards, it is interesting to see surfing done this way and how people acted and I thought it added to its charm. My only real problem with Beach Party actually is the banal subplot between Sutwell and Marianne that seemed to come from a completely different movie altogether. Bob Cummings however is very likable, and Dorothy Malone is resourceful with some nice lines. Her character may seem somewhat worthless compared to this subplot, but not because of her performance. The rest of the performances are also fine, Harvey Lembeck seems to be enjoying himself, and the leads Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello(it's easy why anybody would have a crush on her) are really charming and sweet. Vincent Price also has a nice if brief cameo. The film looks colourful, and the soundtrack is very catchy and drives it wonderfully. The pacing is zippy, the characters are appealing and the story is rarely dull. The dialogue has its wit and fun too, if perhaps very of the time. All in all, charming, likable and fun, very difficult not to enjoy regardless of whether it's perfect or not. 8/10 Bethany Cox
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8/10
"You stupid!"
keesha456 June 2007
While not the best in the Frankie-Annette beach movies they made with their supporting cast of recurring characters including villain Von Zipper, lovable leader of his "stupid" motorcycle gang, dim-witted Deadhead and the human dancing machine Candy Johnson, it's still pretty good and has something to offer audiences of today. For one thing, it's a good chance to see the beaches of southern California before developers moved in and built homes all over the place. Then, there are some great surfing scenes. The songs and dancing are first rate,and the climactic fight scene is very good, although a lot of the pies thrown missed their marks. There's something for everybody in this entry: comedy, romance, music, hunky guys and pretty girls in bikinis. A film like this must have been a big boon to the tourism industry and for attracting new residents to the state. Who wouldn't want to go to a place where even the motorcycle gangs make nice? Dale Roloff
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Very entertaining first installment
Skragg19 June 2005
Even people who HATE these movies, who won't even watch them as "schlock", probably have second thoughts when it comes to Eric Von Zipper and his Rat Pack. Which is easy for me to say, since I've always been attached to the things IN GENERAL (a Summer wouldn't be quite the same without them). I never knew anything of The Bob Cummings Show for the longest time, and never SAW it until last year, so I never really got the inside joke of him (of all people) playing a straight-laced character trying to be a swinger. And speaking of inside jokes, I just saw it again yesterday, and at least THOUGHT I saw one. In one scene, Frankie Avalon hands a cigarette to John Ashley, after taking kind of a long drag on it. Regardless of what kind of cigarette it's SUPPOSED to be, this at least seemed like a little reference to something else. I glanced at someone's comments about it, and they said that Dorothy Malone had a thankless part, and that might be partly true, but she had some pretty good comeback lines, including yet another private joke - "Why don't you sell the movie rights to American International? They'll buy anything." Anyway, I don't like it QUITE AS MUCH as "Beach Blanket Bingo", or even a few of the other sequels (I guess it's one of those "Godfather / Godfather Part II" situations), but I'm still really attached to it.
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10/10
First in a series
Bernie444413 October 2023
As with most firsts, the first film is the best as it has a fresh idea and is not rehashed. I may seem a little sophomoric these days but it filled a gap and reflected the music and culture of the time.

Frankie (Frankie Avalon) assumes he is going to spend the summer alone with Dolores (Annette Funicello). The boy is he in for a surprise. There are surfers, bikers, airplanes, and Morey Amsterdam.

Robert Cummings adds a good balance to this movie as a researcher of the California beach tribe. He must keep his objectivity as he is interacting with their culture. Will he be able to or not?

We are all waiting for the word from Big Daddy.
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Which Way To Malibu
dougdoepke13 November 2016
Okay, leave your brain behind. After all, this is the first installment of moviedom's biggest celebration of mindless fluff. Okay, no one's expecting Oscar bait from a title like Beach Party, and it certainly doesn't disappoint. Between the sunny swimsuit foreplay and California's sand, sea, and surf, it's the peak of pre-Vietnam hedonism. And a heckuva lot of fun it is for those unashamed to say so. Annette and Frankie, Frankie and Annette, he loves her, she loves him. But first they have to find each other amid all the other shaking' and wigglin' going on.

And, oh yes, there's one-finger warrior Bob Cummings to carry the acting load, along with a perfectly groomed Dorothy Malone to keep him company. Add a goofy Jody MacCrea and a fractured Harvey Lembeck, and there're chuckles aplenty. Then there's perpetual motion Candy Johnson. Hook her up to a power plant and she'll light up LA. And catch those sunsets over the glorious Pacific. Hard to believe there was ever a carefree time like this for teens. But then, isn't this what the Hollywood Dream Machine is for. Here, it's hitting on all eight, and happily so.

(It seems not fair to rate this ad for Surfin' USA on the usual scale. But on the Fluff Meter it rates a '10'.)
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