Quotes
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[Jeepers has fallen into an empty grave]
Woody Wetherby : What are you doin' down there?
Jeepers : Well, I ain't lookin' for new talent.
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[first lines]
[Boots, Woody and Jeepers blunder into a shootout between lawmen and enemy agents]
Deputy Sheriff : [to one of the spies] Drop it!
Sheriff : [to the entertainers] It's OK. Sorry you got caught in the middle.
Woody Wetherby : What's goin' on?
Sheriff : Spies.
Jeepers : Spies?
Sheriff : That's right--over in Acme City and in these hills. They're all over the place.
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Woody Wetherby : You awake?
Jeepers : I'm awake. How do you expect me to sleep with you roamin' around half the night?
Woody Wetherby : Sorry about that, Chief.
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Jeepers : Boots! Boots!
Woody Wetherby : Where are you, Boots? Check the closet. Anything in there?
Jeepers : Nothing but a weirdwolf... A weirdwolf!
[Jeepers and Woody flee]
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Agent Jim Meadows : Have you ever heard of M.O.T.H.E.R.?
Jeepers : M.O.T.H.E.R.? Hey, that spells "mother."
Woody Wetherby : I know "Mother MacCree" and some other songs about "mother."
Agent Jim Meadows : "M.O.T.H.E.R." is "Master Organization to Halt Enemy Resistance."