Then Came Bronson (TV Series)

Pilot (1969)

Michael Parks: Jim Bronson

Quotes 

• [opening title sequense] 

  [Bronson drives his motorcycle next to a station wagon at a stoplight] 

  Businessman : Taking a trip?

  Jim Bronson : What's that?

  Businessman : Taking a trip?

  Jim Bronson : Yeah.

  Businessman : Where to?

  Jim Bronson : Oh, I don't know. Wherever I end up, I guess.

  Businessman : Man, I wish I was you.

  Jim Bronson : Really?

  Businessman : Yeah.

  Jim Bronson : Well, hang in there.

• Temple Brooks : Jim, I want to be your friend.

  Jim Bronson : Ya know, when you take on a friend, you take on a lot.

• Temple Brooks : Where are my eggs?

  Jim Bronson : [said with a mouth full of them]  Eggs?

  Temple Brooks : What about me?

  Jim Bronson : Like I said, "you don't work, you don't eat!"

• Jim Bronson : You ever work in a brickyard?

  Temple Brooks : What do you think...of course not!

  Jim Bronson : Ok, junior, I got us a job.

• Jim Bronson : What's your name?

  Temple Brooks : I don't have one!

  Jim Bronson : Well, everyone I have ever known had a name, that's really weird. My name is Jim, in case you're interested.

  Temple Brooks : Well, I'm not!

• Jim Bronson : If you don't work, you don't eat