Greedy (1994)
Bob Balaban: Ed
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Patti : Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...?
Carl : Massive coronary. He died instantly.
Patti : Really? You mean just...?
Carl : And he left everything to you, sis.
Patti : Really?
Carl : No, it wasn't even him. It was Dr. Hemmel.
Ed : You son of a bitch.
Carl : Ooh, you really wish it was the old man in the ambulance, don't you?
Ed : I did before, but now I wish it was you.
Carl : How are your girls, Ed?
Patti : That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin it around to separate the X's from the Y's! Excuse me, brother, but no matter how much uncle Joe is worth, there is a line below which we will not go. Jolene? Joette? Let's go in, girls.