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7/10
Pretty Decent...Just Don't Take It Too Seriously
cubdukat21 July 2008
A lot of people knock this video, claiming it's one of the worst experiences you could have next to being water-boarded.

I completely disagree.

Yes, the animation is not up to otaku standards, but then again, if you're even considering this, you're probably not true otaku anyways.

Yes, it's incredibly bizarre, but in a cartoony Mad-Magazine-by-way-of-Penthouse kinda way. And that's not a bad thing.

Yes, the dialog is incredibly bad, but that's the entire point. It's just like a porno, just animated. Besides, how many movies do you get where the Doctor threatens to put something (remember, it's a hentai video, so you can guess what it was) into a patient's mouth, only to be reminded by his nurse that he already did that? Or the Doctor's landlord demanding he live up to his sex-for-rent arrangement and pay all 61 days in arrears in one night--and subsequently offering him the opportunity to pay the next month's "rent" in advance? Or a non-orgasmic patient lamenting that the only sexual practices left for her are those that are "legally prohibited?"

The sight gags alone are worth the price of admission. The Doctor crying and hugging his penis (which is also crying) when he can't get it up. Nurse Tatase braying like a horse, followed by a real horse with the Doctor's voice in a porno version of "Freaky Friday." A graphic illustration of the nurse's technique for bringing a patient to orgasm for the first time. The same patient finally achieving orgasm and yelling "Japanese Fireman"! (You have to know a little bit about Japanese firemen to get that last sight gag.) And my personal favorite, the Doctor and his nurse trying to help the aforementioned non-orgasmic patient using increasingly bizarre methods (including some of the previously mentioned "legally prohibited" practices, here wisely "censored.")

So, in short, I highly recommend "Ogenki Clinic Adventures." Just be aware that this is not a realistic depiction of sex.
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5/10
I thought it was funny
msb_boris_999 July 2005
I laughed quite a bit through it. To me this was almost a parody on hentai. As far as it being sexist, I didn't think so. Maybe that's because I didn't take it too seriously right from the start. A previous post mentions sexism and that all the women in it have large chests. If you watch any anime (or even cheesy shows with real actors/actresses like Xena!) the women are all well-endowed. Yes, it's ridiculous. Yes, it's unrealistic. The lines are a bit cheesy along with the acting, but the short stories aren't too bad. If you're looking for something erotic to get you excited this is far from it. If you're looking for an adult-oriented farce that'll make you laugh then you might just enjoy it.
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10/10
Perfect
augiekennady29 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This film is terrible. This film is perverted. This film is morally bankrupt. This film is perfect.

It may strike you as intriguing that I'd refer to such a filthy cartoon as perfect. Now, being a young man (19), you might expect me to have the typical adolescent humor. You'd be right. But this is not, by any means, adolescent humor. This is disturbing.

Men who can't get erections without getting anally raped. Men who can only have sex in a superhero costume. Men who are impotent. Men who can only satisfy themselves watching lesbians. This film covers it all--and then some.

From the onset, you are warned that this is not your typical hentai. This is amply proved by the unbelievably robust breasts of "Diana," a prostitute depicted in the first episode. Add to that the HILARIOUS inserts (one scene in particular about getting cured in an abnormal way) and you have one of the most luridly shocking films I have ever seen.

Now to the merits. The animation for an anime of this nature is really quite excellent. The lines are smooth, the coloring is glossy and intricate, and the figures (namely Ogenki's talking penis) are hysterical. The voice acting is -- kind of wonderful, actually. Lines such as "Shit, this happens all the time." and "Ah, I am perverted" are delivered by the actors with incredible nonchalance. Perhaps the animators did not allow the voice actors to really understand just what they reading. This pays off handsomely, especially in the touching scene where Dr. Ogenki embraces his fully mustached, four-foot tall penis.

The flaws are manifold. This is vile and perverse. Nobody should see this film. I shouldn't have seen it. But, if by some means you do see it, stay through the whole thing. You might laugh yourself to tears. I did.
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1/10
RUN!! RUN AS FAR FROM THIS AS YOU CAN!! *SPOILERS*
quamp29 May 2002
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I've seen a lot of bad films in my time, and this one ranks right up there with the VERY worst. The Doctor's male organ has a face on it that looks like the doctor's face. This video is extremely sexist (every woman in the video has an impossibly huge chest, and seems willing and eager to fulfill every sick fantasy a guy can have) and in places, it's downright disgusting. Basically the video is about people who have sexual dysfunctions coming to this clinic to get cured. One guy cannot achieve orgasm, so they make him do so through... well, it's too sick to describe. Another time they say that two people do it 61 times in one night. Calculating that out, it's about 8 minutes per session! Needless to say, this video has a severe lack of reality in it. Another point: The doctor has unprotected sex with several women, then talks about the need for protection! Practice what you preach, doc!

Avoid at all costs. Suicide is better than this video.
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1/10
A video that could break anyone's mind. *A few Spoilers*
icehole43 April 2003
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Quamp is right here. This video SUCKS!!!! I cannot emphasize how terrible this one is. Whether it be the unrealistic nurse tatase catching Dr. Ogenki having sex with another nurse (instead of kicking him where it hurts like most women would, she ends up having sex with the other nurse,)the 'astral' sex of Yumeko and Dr. Ogenki, or any other of these short films, you just want to end up throwing up. There's no reality in this video, and it needs a healthy dose of it.

Avoid at all costs. It sucks! Also, it's rated NC-17.
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