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3/10
NOT EXACTLY TALES FROM THE CRYPT
nogodnomasters7 June 2019
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This movie mimics the more popular "Tales From the Crypt" and rather poorly. These are the types of low budget productions you thought about doing in the eighth grade. The difference between the ones you did and these is marketing. The scripts are shortened versions of longer films and they appear to have been filmed in the same location.

For example how bad it is: In the first episode the guys claim it is hot. There is an overcast. Todd (Tony Olivas) is out on this hot day doing his morning run by doesn't sweat. In fact he only sweats when he dreams. The special effects are few and not note worthy. The acting was pretty bad too.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. No sex or nudity.
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1/10
Tales From The Dumb
CHUDtheBUD4 July 2006
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With all the recent remakes of horror movies lately why not continue that trend in the shot-on-video department? Tales From The Grave is such a case. Four "chilling" tales of "terror" that remakes, errr, rips off Tales From The Crypt. They even have their own version of the Crypt Keeper - hidden in the dark because they didn't have enough money for a puppet I assume. Anyway, this wit-lacking crappy crypt-keeper introduces us to the first tale about two boys planning to scare some local nut case living in the woods. Before you can say "Blair Witch Project" we get some awfully bad ghetto-style "rap" music with white "hood" boyz playing basketball. Hilarious. Tale two tells the story of Joe Estevez facing his fears in a cabin (?). It's basically a re-telling of "Evil Dead" and "Evil Dead 2" minus suspense, atmosphere, special effects and what not. However, if you listen closely you'll hear the sound of wind that suppose blowing outside the cabin. I guess I don't have to point out that Joe Estevez is no Bruce Campbell and Stephanie Beaton, no matter how lovely she might be, is not Sam Raimi. Mr. Estevez fighting an orange did tickle my funny bone though. Tale three is about people trapped in some sort of house that's suppose to be a maze ("Cube", anyone?) and the final story, which is no doubt the best one, only runs about 5 minutes. So much for originality.

As crappy as this anthology might be I'd still recommend checking out if you get a kick out of unintentional humor. I was amused at times but bored as well. An unsatisfying blend, that.
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10/10
Best little horror flick!
fanclub-113 November 2005
Added to my viewing pleasure lately is this super sweet Creepshow-esquire flick called TALES FROM THE GRAVE. Albeit in vein of Tales from the Crypt I must say I enjoyed this more then most episodes of TFTC that I've seen. TALES FROM THE GRAVE definitely had a cooler host. Each tale is introduced by the old witch who lives in the cemetery....who foresees them all through her crystal ball.Tonight's viewing adventure begins with the tale of Crazy Gunderman.

Dobbs and Mike go off into the woods in search for Crazy Gunderman (David Anthony Hernandez) after he does some weird hoodoo voodoo type stuff in the street. Pissing the kids off one of them beats him up and leaves him in the street. Pretty much brushing it off crazy Gunderman gets up and the curse is on. Getting the bright idea in their heads they decide to head off into the woods to search for his domicile. Smart huh? Go looking for someone who just hexed your ass. I know, it sounds lame, but if they didn't we wouldn't have been given this cool flick to watch. Upon arriving at Gundermans they kill him and run off. Only they return back to his dwelling. Did they kill him?? Is this some kind of nightmare? Director Stephanie Beaton does a damn fine job of delivering those perfect scares at the best time. The acting lends their hand into the fold by delivering believable performances from top to bottom. A job well done all the way through.

Next we have the Hercaylac, a tale starring the illustrious Joe Estevez as Vinnie. Vinnie heads off to a remote location only to be tested of his own sanity. The Hercaylac was plain and simply one of the weirdest shorts I've ever seen. Excellent camera angles and a superb direction of odd images are just downright eerie. I'll have to say when the kite hit the window it scared the hell out of me, and that's not easily done. So for that I must give you kudos Mrs. Beaton. Just from watching the first two shorts in this collection I've felt this DVD is worth watching, but we do still have two more to watch, so let's see what else she offers up.

Now we have Lab Rats which deals with two scientists dropping two random people into a giant maze with one big ass rat and release them. In sort of a Planet of the Apes meets The Cube feel we're led down some creepy ass hallways with a mean ass wicked looking rat the size of a damn elephant. The special effects were miraculous which made Lab Rats pretty damn cool.

And sadly last we have The Billywack., a tale similar to that of the Chupa Cabra in Mexico or the Goat man down here in Texas.The Billywack is half man half beast that roams the woods in search for prey. Enter the woods and you'll be hunting for your life. I must say that this segment was pretty chilling to me, due to it bringing up old ghost stories my parents used to tell me in hopes of keeping me out of the woods as a child. Instilling a little bit of that fear I had as a child. Now because of this, I must go out in those damn woods and see if I'm lucky enough to see our Billywack. Needless to say I really dug this film, if only because it hits home. Nonetheless Beaton delivers once again.

All in all I thought this DVD as a whole was more then worth owning and I've actually watched it once more since writing this review. I've really enjoyed this chance to catch TALES FROM THE GRAVE and am happy to say I have part 2 sitting right next to me. I'll definitely let ya know how that one is. Until next time…stay away from the dark!!
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Stephanie Beaton's great little anthology.
bfan8325 May 2006
The beautiful Stephanie Beaton steps behind the camera to direct this nifty little anthology, that is personally, waaaaay better than Tales From The Crypt. My favorite segments in this film would be The Wrath of Hercaylac, and The Billywack. Both were very chilling. The Wrath of Hercaylac was just downright weird. Stephanie, herself stars in this one with the great Joe Estevez. Stephanie played Hercaylac and was just beautiful in that black dress of hers. The Billywack was awesome because it didn't really show the creature. That made it more unsettling. I loved the music in The Billywack, but I love industrial rock music. There are 2 other stories in the anthology, but I didn't like them as much. But hey, check the film out! It's great and Stephanie Beaton does a great job as a director! 8/10.
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