Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
John Leguizamo: Sid
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Sid : Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred : Diego. It's not even close.
Diego : Heh, told you.
Ellie : Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manfred : He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid : Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manfred : No.
Sid : Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie : Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manfred : Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
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Sid : [singing to annoy Manfred] Stop, hey! What's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground!
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Sid : I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
Manfred : You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
Diego : Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
[Sid prepares to jump]
Diego : But I've been wrong before.
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Sid : He's coming around the corner, and he's up by a couple of fifths. He's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego! Diego's gonna go to the corner!
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Sid : Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future.
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Female Mini Sloth : Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
Diego : Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid : You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego : Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."
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Sid : [tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
[looks down to see tar pit underneath him]
Sid : Oh, no, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-king.
Female Mini Sloth : Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid : You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
Female Mini Sloth : [eagerly] We have one. Sacrifice the fire-king.
Sid : That's not very advanced.
[pause]
Female Mini Sloth : Worth a shot.
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Sid : [Cholly has broken wind in his mouth] Well, don't "that" put the 'stink' in extinction!
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Sid : Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
Ellie : Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
[pause]
Ellie : What are you looking at me for?
Manfred : I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie : Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
Manfred : Right, good one. I'm a newt.
[Points at Diego]
Manfred : This is my friend, the badger,
[Points at Sid]
Manfred : ... and my other friend, the platypus.
Sid : Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
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Sid : [Manfred doesn't want to shoot Crash from a tree] You're never gonna impress Ellie like that.
Manfred : I don't want to impress her.
Sid : Then why are you trying so hard to convince her she's a mammoth?
Manfred : Because that's what she is! I don't care if she thinks she's a possum. You can't be two things.
Sid : Au contraire, "Manfred". Tell her that's a bullfrog, a chickenhawk, or the turtledove.
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Sid : Well, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die.
[falls asleep]
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Sid : Look, I opened my camp! "Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
Diego : Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages.
Sid : Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Glypto Boy Billy : Don't make me eat you.
Sid : Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!
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Sid : When the going gets tough, the great, party.
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Sid : I Just did something involuntary... and messy.
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Sid : Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!
[eats some blueberries and licks his claws]
Diego : Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
Manfred : [to Sid] I'm not going extinct!
Aardvark Dad : [to his children] Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.
Aardvark Kids : [suprised] Woah!
Aardvark Dad : Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again! See?
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Sid : [Sarcastically] Makin' friends everywhere yuh go - just makin' friends.