The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
Scott C. Brown: Flynn, Leo, Turk
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Quotes
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Lodge : [narrating] Flynn is alone with the Grimmoire.
Leo : I stab it! Wait! I BACKSTAB it!
Cass : Good call.
Lodge : Y-y-you can't backstab it! You can't *sneak-attack* an inanimate object!
Leo : Why not? It's PRONE!
Lodge : It doesn't have a discernible anatomy!
Leo : It's got a SPINE! Doesn't it?
[Leo rolls a fumble, causing Flynn to stab himself]
Leo : [in shock] Bards suck.
Lodge : That... was unprecedented, Leo.
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Flynn the Fine : [singing] Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...
[Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins]
Lodge : [rolls] Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.
Gary : [holds stopwatch] At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.
Leo : There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!
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Gary : I'm a wild mage. WILD! But you losers can call me "sorceress". That's right. I'm playing a chick.
Leo : Dude, you hot?
Gary : Seventeen charisma.
Leo : Wanna have sex?
Gary : Totally.
Leo : Great! I seduce him, uh her.
[Leo rolls his die]
Leo : Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll!
Lodge : We *haven't* started yet. You guys *haven't* met!
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Daphne : What did the barmaid say?
Flynn the Fine : "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."
Daphne : About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?
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Flynn the Fine : [singing] Shut up, dear peasant, rest your head. Or I'll have the sorceress kill your ass dead.
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Flynn the Fine : What is that heavenly music?
Priestess : The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess.
Leo : [voice-over] I seduce the priestess!
Lodge : [voice-over] She's taken a vow of celibacy!
Leo : [voice-over] Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!
Flynn the Fine : [to priestess] Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?
[rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room]
Daphne : [to Hierophant] Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.
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[Leo's employees are writing numerous copies of his character sheet]
Game Store Employee : How many of these do you actually need?
Leo : Let me answer that with another question: shut up!
Game Store Customer : [to employee] Your boss is a dick!
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Flynn the Fine : Watch out for Rennard! He'll backstab you!
[Flynn gets backstabbed by Rennard]
Flynn the Fine : Oh, just like that.
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Flynn the Fine : [as he is taken away by zombies] There's thirty-seven more of me, asshole!
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Leo : [playing a board game] Take that, Jesus! Who's the Messiah now?
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The Inquisitor : Hail, Flynn the Fine.
Flynn the Fine : Hail, random creepy knight guy.
Lodge : [voice-over] Dumbass, bardic knowledge.
Flynn the Fine : Oh, yeah, right! You are totally...
Lodge : [voice-over] The Lord High Inquisitor...
Flynn the Fine : The Lord High Inquisitor...
Lodge : [voice-over] ... of the Grand Illuminated Holy Order of Therin.
Flynn the Fine : [pause] What he said! Hail.
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Flynn the Fine : Hey baby, want to tune my mandolin.