Sat, Dec 1, 2007
Big history test tomorrow and Johnny hasn't studied. He needs to stay home from school so he's got to get sick fast. He tries faking it but Mom's not buying it. To the lab! The Beast is the new scary blockbuster freaking everyone out. Johnny can't wait to see it but it's rated NWKU13CSTM, and he's too young. He needs a mustache so the cashier will think he's older. His sisters use the Zoomer Groomer to stimulate follicle growth and now Johnny's got the coolest stache ever.