The Bob Newhart Show (TV Series)
Grand Delusion (1977)
Bob Newhart: Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley
Quotes
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Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : [Emily is a famous, glamorous, woman's haute couture designer, married to psychologist Howard, and secretly in love with Bob - their navigator neighbor] So, how's it going with you, Emily?
Emily Hartley : Let me show you to what I've been working on
[Emily moved across the living room to pick up some sketches on the dining table]
Howard Borden : I, Emily; the only woman in the world to get her design on the cover of Harpers Bazaar, Vogue, and Mademoiselle magazine, all in the same month.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : You must be very proud, Emily.
Emily Hartley : [sighs] Well, I'm pleased. But, designing clothes for beautiful women isn't...
[tosses her hair, seductively]
Emily Hartley : ... thrilling, anymore.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley , Howard Borden : How about design clothes for ugly women?
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Emily Hartley : I'd like to do something
[pause]
Emily Hartley : really... wild. I'd like to design...
[dramatic pause, then, shakes her chest, while looking directly at Bob]
Emily Hartley : ... sheets.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : I could see how someone wouldn't want to sleep...
[looks at Howard]
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : ... dull, every night.