Daria (TV Series)

Daria! (1999)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Jane : You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us.

  Daria : I'm sure they already are.

• Helen Morgendorffer : [on the phone]  Give me that. Hello? Trent? You haven't seen the girls? Are your parents there? Are they in town at all? Have you done anything to prepare for this hurricane? Yes, hurricane! Trent, I want you to come over and wait for the girls here. You'll be safer. Then put some on! And get over here now, young man!

  [hangs up] 

  Helen Morgendorffer : Doesn't anybody in this town wear pants anymore?

• Brittany : Oh, my gosh! Look at the Jell-o!

  Daria : It's... jiggling.

  Jane : [to Brittany]  Worried about the competition?

• Helen Morgendorffer : What are you doing?

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Making cocoa.

  Helen Morgendorffer : Why?

  Quinn Morgendorffer : I saw this tv movie about this really cute family of teens who got stranded during a hurricane. When they got nervous, they drank cocoa.

  Helen Morgendorffer : Now, sweetie, there's nothing to worry about.

  [door slams] 

  Helen Morgendorffer : LOOTERS!