The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Jealousy! (1961)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Morning, honey.

  [puckers his lips expecting a kiss, but instead gets an earful] 

  Laura Petrie : [in rapid-fire fashion]  What do you mean by that? It may be a good morning for you, but it wasn't for me! You didn't have to clean up the mess that this one made when he decided to finger paint all over the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste. And you don't have to be concerned at all about the fact that the cleaning woman isn't coming today and you have five people coming for lunch. Sure, go ahead, good morning! Why not?

  Rob Petrie : [recoiling]  Honey, give me another chance. I'll go out and come in again.

  [starts for the door to the living room] 

  Rob Petrie : I won't say good morning - I'll just wave as I go by.

• Rob Petrie : I wanna take a nap before I go to sleep.

• Rob Petrie : [after getting off the phone with Laura]  I'd have never believed it.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : What?

  Rob Petrie : That sweet, lovable, understanding girl I married - she's turned into a... wife!

• Rob Petrie : Have you had your coffee?

  Jerry Helper : Are you kiddin'? Millie hasn't gotten up to fix me coffee since we're married. She's gotta get her "fifteen hours."

• Rob Petrie : I'll kiss you goodnight when I come in. Try and sleep face up.