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8/10
The good, the bad and the funny.
cannotlogon10327 March 2010
I confess, I really like this goofy episode. I read over all of the reviews here, and, in many ways, the reviewers managed to point out aspects of this odd little episode that fly in the face of what Trek is all about -- duty, responsibility, open-mindedness to alien civilizations, etc.

Obviously, why Archer chooses to bring his dog to the planet is a head scratcher. He explains that even Porthos deserves a little fresh air sometimes, but, given the importance of the visit -- to acquire some much needed hardware for the ship -- it is ill-conceive to risk offending the natives of this planet who we know to be a sensitive lot based on the last time the crew of Enterprise met them.

Nevertheless, I think the other reviewers are being a little bit slavish in their commitment to "Trek-canonical continuity", or whatever you want to call it, and would be well disposed to suspend their religious-like devotion to the tenets of Starfleet, and enjoy the goofiness of this very good-natured episode.

From the suggestion that Archer subconsciously lusts after SubCommander T'Pol -- and his amusing Freudian slips in support thereof -- to the sappy-but-compelling story of a grown man's genuine affection for his quadraped, and, well, the "heart" of this episode defeats the logic of it, handily.

If you are willing to enjoy it as an intergalactic drawing room comedy, and not an "affront" to all that is sacred Trek-wise**, it's an amusing and, at times, touching episode.

** As much as I love Trek in all its incarnations, I certainly do not share the absurd conviction of those humourless drones who seem to view the show as sacred text, and Gene Roddenberry as their saint. If every episode involved a serious inquiry into the manifold issues of intergalactic travel, the prime directive, and the philosophical implications of exploring the galaxy...well, then the various series would be crushed under their own self-important weight, and the concepts themselves would implode, pulling the entire series into a dull, lifeless black hole of preachy sanctimony. The series needs -- nay, demands episodes like this one, if for no other reason than to remind the viewers that, particularly in the early years of warp-speed space exploration, mistakes and folly were as much a part of the growth process as revelation and enlightenment.

In short to the naysayers: lighten up. It's just a television show.
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6/10
Succeeds in being courageous and different in a series that rarely offered either of these two qualities
mstomaso29 November 2006
A Night in Sickbay is a truly bizarre and unusually dramatic episode of enterprise. Unlike most episodes of this series, the action focuses on character development. If you were to watch the series episode by episode, this one would likely increase your understanding of Captain Jonathan Archer tenfold, your understanding of Doctor Flox by about double, and would also provide nice insights into the character of T'pol.

Archer's achilles heal turns out to be his beagle Porthos. Porthos is sick with a life threatening illness, and Scott Bakula does a great job of acting out a manic, somewhat deranged Captain Archer as he crumbles under the stress of the possible loss of his best friend. For once, we are presented with a Captain Archer who is not guided by his best lights of professionalism. Stress also affects his job performance, as he can not concentrate on an important diplomatic mission, and repeatedly offends those who he is negotiating with.

In the end, the story offers a nice take on a Star Trek theme which can be traced back to the first series - how even the most powerful members of a team need every member of that team to get them where they need to go.
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6/10
One long long night
zboston35 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Ever have a long, long night when you couldn't sleep, just waited for dawn to come. Now imagine that sort of night on a star ship, imagine it for the various crew members who happen to be up at 2 am, 4 am, etc.

That's what we have here, an interesting, slice of life on a star ship, and something that, strange noses and ears aside, is a bit like life today in the 21st century.

However, I do think that a long night on a star ship is a little less boring than it is around my house. I don't get to chase bats, take a stroll in the local gym, or dream about sexy aliens. I do have a sick pet to worry about though so that's another realistic touch to this episode.

One other interesting element is the music which accompanies this episode. There's a lot of it, much in scenes without any dialog, but the music conveys emotions, even moves the plot along at times.
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6/10
Friendship, Sexual Tension and Humbleness
claudio_carvalho7 January 2008
Trip advises that the Enterprise needs one additional plasma injector for safety reasons, and Captain Archer contacts the Kreetassans, who produce a high quality device. However, the aliens end their conversation feeling offended again with some unknown attitude of the diplomatic group and Archer returns upset to Enterprise. While in the contamination chamber, Dr. Phlox finds that the immunologic system of Porthos is affected by a pathogen from the planet, and puts the dog in quarantine in the sickbay. Archer spends the night in the sickbay with Pathos and Dr. Phlox, and learns about the life of the Deobulans, sexual tension and humbleness to say I am sorry.

"A Night in the Sickbay" is a different episode based on the friendship of Captain Archer with his pet and the revelations of Dr. Phlox. The unbalanced attitude of Archer, prioritizing his dog over the needs of the Enterprise, is weird and unexplainable, disclosing a total level of lack of professionalism and childish behavior. The low paced story has funny moments but also silly ones, and I liked the dream of Archer with the gorgeous and sexy T'Pol. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "Uma Noite na Enfermaria" ("A Night in the Sickbay")
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10/10
Fun Light-hearted Episode
jeff-cossey9 June 2021
This was a fun episode for me. It never tries to take itself too seriously.

I got a kick out of how Archer showed love and concern for his dog Porthos.

It was also fun to watch the tension between Archer and TPaul.

I've enjoyed his juvenile attitude towards the race he offended twice now.

If you're looking for some huge story arc or space battles or something that has to do with an anomaly this is not an episode for you.
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4/10
Archer acts like a child
fhazduzj5 July 2022
... and not a captain. This is a completely out of character and complete nonsense story that you should just skip.

One of the weaker entries of Enterprise for sure.
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4/10
Ughhhhh
Samuel-Shovel15 October 2017
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What in the world are we doing here? Lots of other reviews on here have covered but I just couldn't go by this without putting in my two cents.

Archer's behavior in this episode is extremely out of character and cringe-worthy. He's already had a bad interaction with the Kreetassans and knows how finicky they can be on customs and behaviors. Do not bring your dog to their home world, especially when you need something important from them!

To make matters worse, he puts all the blame on them and is super testy to everyone the entire episode. The reason? Sexual tension with T'Pol. Where did this come from? We've seen no evidence of this ever and it is extremely out of character and unprofessional from Archer's standpoint. He's a very prim and proper captain that would not entertain these emotions with T'Pol. If anything the sexual tension has been between Trip and T'Pol, not Archer.

This entire plot and episode are silly and I don't even want to waste anymore time on it. I don't think I'll ever revisit this one. The only saving grace is that we get amble time with the excellent John Billingsley.
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1/10
Simply awful episode...just out of character and stupid
dakolmer19 April 2017
In our watching of this series, this is the worst episode yet. With the exception of a few other episodes, I've generally liked the series and the character development. This episode is very out of character for the Captain and is simply ridiculous. My respect for the captain character plummeted after watching this episode!
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1/10
Blech.... skip this one
hydrorion31 August 2016
Besides a few goofy episodes, I thought Enterprise was going pretty well... until this episode happened. The writing in this is awful and it escalates the sexual objectification of Jolene to the point where it's just plain ridiculous, and attempts to add in "sexual tension" between two characters that before have had an almost familial relationship. It's another example of how the show-runners seem to think that sex jokes will sell--just like that pointless scene in season 1 where they had Hoshi's shirt come off as a "joke." I knew going into Enterprise that the show-runners tried to over- sexualize T'pol to boost ratings but i'd hoped since she was done so well in so many episodes that the creepy treatment of her didn't exceed more than a few nudge-nudge comments and her impractical bodysuits. The voyeuristic way this episode is shot, too, makes you just want to cringe watching it. In conclusion: badly written, creepily directed, adds nothing to the larger story, very boring, and i feel bad for Jolene and Linda having to do this episode especially.
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3/10
A minor episode where the Captain seemed really testy...
planktonrules26 March 2015
"A Night in Sickbay" is a very slight and sub-par episode--one that is easy to skip. When it begins, the humans have once again offended the easy to take offense Kreetassans. How? Porthos the dog evidently tinkled on some sacred tree--though WHY Archer brought his dog on a diplomatic visit makes little sense. Regardless, back on the ship Dr. Phlox detects that Porthos somehow got infected by something on the planet. Most of the episode consists of Archer hanging about sickbay and mostly appearing to be in a very grumpy mood. Archer steadfastly refuses to apologize and the Doc thinks all this anger and grumpiness is because the Captain needs to get laid. Worst of all--the Captain seems to have little regard for his ship, his mission or being a professional. To him, it's all about his dog.

This seems like a poorly written episode to me. Archer's behaviors often seemed illogical and mostly he just seemed like a real grouch. In fact, much of this particular show makes little sense and is only the sort of show die-hard Trekkies could say is good with a straight face.
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4/10
Really!
Hitchcoc16 March 2017
First of all we have the race, the Kreetessians (sp?), who have no thickness in their skin. An advanced culture that can't recognize the fact that other species may not understand their customs. They are petty and self absorbed and expect others to understand what offends them. But the Enterprise needs something from them (something quite critical) and they aren't going to get it unless they apologize. It seems that Archer brought his dog with him when negotiating, and the dog peed on their trees. Porthoes comes back to the ship with an inflicted immune system and may die. Archer becomes enraged, ignoring the fact that he is putting the whole crew in jeopardy. He and T'Pol are in a very adversarial position. Dr. Phlox is the central figure here and we get to know a lot more about him. We also get to see some outrageous demands made by the Kreetessians. Archer's shortsighted behavior here really diminishes this episode and makes one wonder how he could be a true leader. Just not up to par.
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4/10
Alternately Boring, Discomforting and Ridiculous
Hughmanity25 March 2021
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You can tell this is Season 2 and the ratings from S1 weren't what the show runners wanted them to be. So how to fix it in the mind of old, creepy male Hollywood execs? Sex it up of course! S2 has already had Hoshi 'accidentally' losing her shirt, now we get more of these ridiculous decontamination scenes where the crew are giving each other lubed up erotic massages. Finally, we get 'sexual tension' between Capt Archer and T'Pol where we've seen absolutely zero sign of it before, and it comes across so creepily I could barely stand to watch it. In between the creep shows Capt Archer is just running around being a total jerk to everyone because his dog is sick. Who acts like this? It's just not a normal reaction to a loved one in medical jeopardy. It's definitely not appropriate behavior for someone in a leadership position as important as his. Its merely plot drama that could have been done in many better ways. If we're to believe this is a good Capt and leader then don't do this to his character. In summary not the worst Trek episode I've ever seen but it's on my 10 worst list for sure.
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1/10
The Vulcans were correct
disisdkat8 August 2019
Earth was not ready to travel through the Universe. Archer is as immature as they come and shows the worse of 'American' behavior. He IS the poster child of the ugly American. And by the way, since the Enterprise is the one entering someone else's culture, it is up to them to educate themselves on the mores/morays of the people they are visiting.

The opening scene did not do much to make me at all favorably inclined for this episode. It was truly cringe worthy.
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4/10
Needed the sickbay after this one.....
captainpat29 November 2009
This episode sucks.

Over the past few years I have watched all episodes of "Next Generation" and "Voyager" and am now watching "Enterprise".

I am thoroughly enjoying this series. Until this episode. I stared at the screen in horror at the destruction of character and entertainment. It is more like an attempt at slapstick.

It does not build the characters but throws them out on a limb - and leaves the audience gasping. It does little to build the series.

Why this was ever allowed to go to air amazes me. Was it the writing? Was it the directing? Was it the producer? We'll probably never know.

But one bad apple isn't bad I suppose. I say that hoping it is only one.
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4/10
Kind of cringy
zombiemockingbird3 June 2023
I know, sex is part of life, but these people seem a little overly obsessed with it. I find it disappointing and a little disgusting, the way Archer acted throughout this episode; not only the sexual tension bull pucky with T'Pol, but also the dog. I love dogs, but I would never presume to take my dog to some alien planet, for the dog's safety. I honestly don't think the dog should be on the Enterprise in the first place. Archer wants something from these people, but instead of doing whatever he can to be nice and try to observe their cultural requirements, he acts like an arrogant asshole. The best part of this episode, and the only reason it got a 4 instead of a 1, was the scene with Archer and the Doctor trying to catch the bat; that was entertaining.
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2/10
A Starship Captain Fails At His Duties. Leave A Boy and His Dog At Home
richard.fuller14 March 2007
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In watching Enterprise for the first time, as we all no doubt do with all shows, I went into it with an open mind, enjoying about half of the past Star Trek efforts and disliking the other half.

Enterprise has fallen short, but this episode "A Night In Sickbay" made me seriously question why I bother tivoing the shows from Monday night on Sci Fi.

Masking some idea that it is one of those 'A Day In The Life' episodes, in which we learn about what makes certain characters operate as humanoids, the writers seemed to forget that this was supposed to be a starship vessel, not the Ricardoes and the Mertzes.

A planet, especially one whose people had been offended previously by the Enterprise crew (for eating in public), was no place for a dog. As an animal lover myself, I would have never taken one of my pets into an environment that had proved in the past to be tense.

But what made this episode even more ridiculous was the endless problem with all of these ST shows, constantly depicting things that are sacred and insulting to other cultures, as tho they are offering some insight into American religious zealots.

The aliens were now offended when the dog urinated on a sacred tree, yet the aliens were quite capable of taking the dog urinating as an insult.

Strange how the dog's urinating wasn't regarded as some form of worship. I wonder how that one got by the show's writers.

From there, we are subjected to a captain who was misguided by his duties. In watching the episode, I found it very easy to forget that Bakula was supposed to be the ship's captain.

He chose to sleep in sickbay and from there we are given more inanities of behavior (sigh) that we aren't supposed to understand and that causes us to furrow brows.

The doctor non-chalantly clips long, hairy toenails and feeds them to hungry caged animals. Ewwwwww! Then a white bat creature escapes.

Oh, how is anyone supposed to sleep with all of this going on! Toenail clipping, for crying out loud! I was waiting for something that feeds on vomit to be presented.

Then we were inexplicably given some idea that the captain was in love with T'pol, and that perhaps he was masking those feelings with his concern over the dog.

Endless amounts of rubbish.

"your dog is ill, so go have sex. You'll feel better." And of course, the captain had to apologize and we humans had to regard his apology as completely ridiculous, because we are so (everyone smile very sarcastically) narrow-minded! Saw depictions such as this endlessly droned out on TNG.

Oddly enough, the only thing missing from this awful episode was that Trip person offering his smirks and downhome boyisms, tho Bakula seemed to be covering all of that with the silly dog.

Oh, the dog survived, so now go play fetch.
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5/10
Another attempted character assassination by the writers
snoozejonc2 September 2020
Porthos becomes gravely ill and Archer accompanies him during a night in sickbay.

I found two things I liked in this episode. Firstly, I admire the willingness to try something different that let the writers depart from the usual Trek formulas. Secondly, I appreciated the parts that deal with Porthos' treatment. That unfortunately is where it ends for me with this one.

We open with one of those scenes in the decontamination chamber where physically fit actors and actresses are almost naked under a mood light and asked to wash each other whilst chatting.

Things then get worse as Archer spends the remainder of the episode either ranting about the Kreetassans or indulging Dr Phlox in his psychological analysis of his captain and sub-commander's repressed sexual desires. It is all broken up by a series of physical "comedy" sketches where Phlox clips his toenails, scrapes fluid off his tongue and with Archer's help attempts to catch his escaped bat.

In the same vein as Malcolm Reed, Harry Kim and others, the writers succeed in humiliating a main character, in this case the central one. It carries on from one scene to the next and gives us nothing but badly written dialogue unsuited to Scott Bakula's personality.

We have a pointless dream sequence that translates things that Phlox said in an earlier scene into visual imagery. For me this is just repetition and serves no purpose. I think it would have been better to have cut the previous dialogue and just show this instead. In fact cut all the dialogue about Archer and T'Pol and do it all visually in little moments throughout the series rather than make an issue out of it in the one episode.

The scene with Archer cutting the log would have been good if the episode had been approached differently. Here he has to take one for the team and humiliate himself to obtain the required tech from the Kreetassans. If the writers had given him a level of dignity to begin with it would be funny to see him lose it, but unfortunately by this time he is already like the clown who is about to have the final cream pie shoved in his face.
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What to say
R2D2K921 October 2019
This is a crazy episode. As a part of a series it brings down the quality. It is sexist, weird, illogical and both plot and character development go in the wrong direction. 5/10

But I happen to like "so bad it's good" episodes, so on it's own it is funny. Every now and then you start to think "Maybe this is going to get more normal" and suddenly something weird happens again. We already know the mirror universe exists, maybe this is another parallel universe? 8/10
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1/10
The point of no return for Enterprise
cmorrisx1 March 2022
Watching this was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Archer came across as arrogant and unprofessional and was willing to cause a diplomatic incident over his dog. So many WTH am I really seeing this moments and not in a good way.
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4/10
Stuffed dog prop
whatch-1793128 January 2021
Like, seriously? CGI for Phlox's tongue and the bat, yet they use a patently fake stuffed dog prop?
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5/10
Captain Baby is annoying
smiledaydream3 September 2021
I am surprised the show survived bad character dialogue like this. Remind me. Is he a clever leader or a savage idiot. Characters that are inconsistent don't work for me. The on point comments of T'pal do make it better as do the doctor's toe clippings.

Written by the man that killed off Captain Kirk.

Sometimes I think the point of the series is making Captain Kirk look like an improvement in professionalism and diplomacy.
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