God: [In the Drunken Clam, God spots a woman trying to light a cigarette] Here, baby. Let me help you with that.
Hot Chick at the Bar: [God summons a lightning bolt to light her cigarette] Wow! Thanks!
God: That's nothing. Watch this!
[God summons another lightning bolt which strikes the woman, exploding her and setting the bar on fire]
God: Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: [Jesus comes running] What?
God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!
Tom Tucker: [Outside the burning Drunken Clam where Peter is helping Horace escape the fire] Here comes the blind hero now. Tell me sir, how were you able to summon up the courage to enter that burning building?
Peter Griffin: That freakin' place was on fire?
[drops Horace]