Family Guy (TV Series)

The Courtship of Stewie's Father (2005)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, God, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jewish Slave, Disneyworld Guard, Doc Brown, Marty McFly, Soundwave

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Peter, I need to talk to you about your son.

  Peter Griffin : Which one, the fat one or the funny-looking one?

  Chris Griffin : [pointing at Stewie and laughing]  Ha ha ha! Dad called you fat... wait.

• Stewie Griffin : Mm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy.

• Stewie Griffin : I won't sing.

  Dutch Child : You must sing, or else they'll make you do a Christmas movie with Tim Allen.

• Marty McFly : What happens to us in the future, Doc?

  Doc Brown : It's your kids, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your kids!

  Marty McFly : What do you mean?

  Doc Brown : Your daughter marries a black man!

  Marty McFly : That's actually not a big deal for me.

  Jennifer : Yeah, me neither.

  Doc Brown : [surprised]  Wha... what...

  [stammers] 

  Doc Brown : I... really?

  Marty McFly : Yeah, I mean what's-what's wrong with that?

  Doc Brown : Uh, no-no-nothing. Nothing. It's... nothing, I guess. I... I think it's great. Congratulations.

  Marty McFly : I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.

  Doc Brown : Did you know peanut butter was invented by a black man?

  Marty McFly : Too late, Doc.

• Peter Griffin : [to Stewie]  OK. You can make a box fort. See? Here's a box. You can pretend it's a fort. Actually, that sounds like fun. I want this.

  [Peter crawls into the box] 

  Peter Griffin : I'm king in here.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, maybe Stewie would like to play fort too.

  Peter Griffin : No!

  [Crawling away] 

  Peter Griffin : If you need me, I'll be in space.