The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Opportunity Knocks But (1956)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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• Ed Norton : [to Ralph]  As long as I'm an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live.

• J.J. Marshall : Mr. Norton, in what line of business are you?

  Ed Norton : I work for the city.

  J.J. Marshall : In what capacity?

  Ed Norton : Capacity, about 50,000 gallons a day.

• Ed Norton : Boy, imagine that. Guy rich enough to have his own pool table.

  Ralph Kramden : Well, you never can tell, Norton. After tonight, I'm liable to have my own pool table in my apartment.

  Ed Norton : If you do, you'll have to stand in the sink to make a shot.

• Ed Norton : [examining a trophy]  1st prize International Dog Show, awarded to Mrs. J. J. Marshall.

  Ralph Kramden : Well, she might not be attractive, but she's a very lovely woman.

• Ed Norton : How do you do there, Mr. Marshall. I've heard your name mentioned in the Kramden household many times. As a matter of fact, when Ralph was laid off last year, he talked about you constantly.