I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
The Colour of Alan (2002)
Felicity Montagu: Lynn Benfield
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Quotes
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[at Norwich Station, Alan has set up a stand to promote his autobiography, "Bouncing Back". By now no one in the station is taking any notice of it anymore]
Lynn Benfield : Alan, Alan! There! It's Piet Morant from Dante Fires, he's just got off the train!
Alan Partridge : He can't see me.
Lynn Benfield : Why not?
Alan Partridge : To the untrained eye, this could look like it's rubbish and I haven't bounced back.
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Lynn Benfield : [to Alan, as Michael gets out a cigarette] Do you want to tell Michael there's no smoking in the house?
Alan Partridge : [to Michael] Er, there's actually no smoking in the house.
Michael : [to Alan] Do you want to tell her whose hoose it is?
Alan Partridge : [to Lynn] It's my house.
Michael : [to Lynn] If you've got owt to say, you can say it to me face.
Lynn Benfield : It's a matter of hygiene.
Alan Partridge : [arms up, coming between them] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Back off, seconds out, round one, ding ding! Ah, I'd never let that happen. He'd batter you.
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[Alan is about to give a speech at awards ceremony for an electric fire company, but he's just impaled his foot on a fence spike and it's bleeding heavily]
Lynn Benfield : Oh, look at you, Alan. You should be in hospital!
Alan Partridge : Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.