The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Railroad Station Program (1958)
Mel Blanc: Chuck, Announcer, Turkey, Plumber
Quotes
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Jack Benny : I just can't understand why you have to make all that racket with the hammer.
Chuck : Because the hammer is made out of metal and the pipe is made out of metal.
Jack Benny : Well, can't you do something to muffle the sound?
Chuck : Yeah, if you'll be kind enough to help me.
Jack Benny : OK, what is it you want me to do?
Chuck : Put your head between the pipe and the hammer.
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Station Master : Attention Please! Attention! The train for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cuc... amunga will be delayed indefinitely. Definitely is two miles this side of cuc... amunga.
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Turkey voice : [as Jack plays his violin] Gobble gobble gobble.
Jack Benny : Oh shut up!