The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Railroad Station Program (1958)
Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson: Rochester Van Jones
Quotes
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Rochester Van Jones : Oh, by the way Boss, the man from the pet shop called and the cheapest he'll be able to take care of the parrot for is 75 cents a day.
Jack Benny : Oh, I meant to tell you, I took Polly someplace else.
Rochester Van Jones : You did?
Jack Benny : Yeah, well here, put this in the drawer so it won't get lost. When we get home, I'll need this to get Polly back.
Rochester Van Jones : Boss, a pawn ticket?
Jack Benny : She'll be well fed and taken care of. That's the law.
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Rochester Van Jones : Uh oh!
Jack Benny : What's the matter?
Rochester Van Jones : I can't fasten the suitcase, the lock is broken.
Jack Benny : Go out on the back porch and bring some rope.
Rochester Van Jones : Yes
Jack Benny : You know, Don, I'm going to take my violin with me because I'll... you know I'll have three days on the train to practice.
Rochester Van Jones : Say boss, on second thought, if you gonna play your violin, we'd better not have any rope around.