The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Off Camera (1993)
Wallace Langham: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : [screaming, off-screen, while Larry is interviewing Gene Siskel] AAAH! God, you son-of-a... ugh.
[on screen]
Phil : You little son-of-a-bitch! Artie, this godamn dog bit me. Darlene!
Arthur : [Darlene runs] Come back here.
Phil : Jesus...
Arthur : I'm running a fucking pre-school.
Phil : It's bleeding, I think I'm gonna puke.
Arthur : Oh bullshit. Well, just some punctuals, no stitches necessary. We'll get a tectanus shot after the show. Now I want you to go to my office, top left drawer, bottle of brandy, big belt, pour on that hand and you'll be fine.
Phil : But it really hurts.
Arthur : Oh stop being such a fucking baby, goddamnit, Phil. So you jerk off with the other hand for a few weeks.