Married... with Children (TV Series)
England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money (1992)
Bill Oddie: Winston
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Quotes
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Villager : Bad news: we can't hang 'em until tomorrow.
Winston : Why not?
Villager : The scaffolding's not here. We had to sell some of the wood to buy nooses.
Winston : [sarcastically] Oh, yes? And what do you plan to hang the nooses from?
Villager : Well, we've thought of that. We're gonna have two of our taller fellows hold them.
Winston : [stares for a second, then sighs in exasperation] I don't want to hear any more. Right, we're just going to have to stab them!
Villager : But the village children were so looking forward to a hanging.
Winston : Oh, yes. Oh, yes... Oh, the children.
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[the Bundys are eating a lavish room service breakfast at the Savoy]
Winston : Um, gentlefolk? When we said "all expenses paid," we didn't exactly mean a river suite at the Savoy.
Peggy Bundy : I'll have you know, sir, that we are accustomed to the finer things in life.
Kelly Bundy : Mom, what's this?
Peggy Bundy : It's a fork, honey.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!