Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Pledge Drive (1994)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : She could have used any one of those fingers. That finger was meant for me.

• Jerry : [discussing throwing away a thank you card]  It was a thank you card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive. I mean how long am I supposed to keep it?

  George Costanza : The rule is a minimum of two days.

  Jerry : You making that up or you know what you're talking about?

  George Costanza : I'm making it up.

  Jerry : I mean really what is the point of saving it? I could see if I had a mantle.

  George Costanza : Ah, well. A mantle is a whole different story. If my parents had a mantle, I might be a completely different person.