Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Pledge Drive (1994)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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• Kramer : Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people!

• Dan : Is Jerry in there?

  Kramer : Well, he can't be disturbed now.

  Dan : Well this situation is driving me crazy. He's all I think about. I can't get him out of my mind.

  Kramer : I'm sorry. I mean, I know what it's like to be in love. Ties you up in knots, and Jerry is a very sexy man.

  Dan : What?

  Kramer : Look, I'm not judging you. In fact, we here at PBS, we have many programs celebrating your lifestyle. Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City, Gender Bending and Swinging in San Francisco. Before Stonewall about those dark ages when you couldn't come out of the closet, lest you be persecuted because of your, you know.

  Dan : No, I don't.