Soap (TV Series)
Episode #1.19 (1978)
Eugene Roche: E. Ronald Mallu
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Quotes
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E. Ronald Mallou, Esq. : [referring to Danny, Jodie, Chuck-Bob, and Bert] I have for character witnesses Al Capone, Tinkerbell, Punch and Judy, and the Invisible Man.
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E. Ronald Mallou, Esq. : Y'see, I usually rely on putting my clients on the stand to testify in their own defense. But I mean, in this case, put her on the stand? Might as well strap her in, shave her head, and attach the electrodes right there!
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Burt Campbell : You see, it was while I was invisible.
E. Ronald Mallou, Esq. : Oh. Uh, thank you, Mr. Campbell.
[privately to Mr. Tate]
E. Ronald Mallou, Esq. : Teriffic. Invisible? Put him on the stand, we might as well throw a bag over her head and tell the squad to fire right there!
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Chester Tate : Mr. Mallu, I, uh, can't testify.
E. Ronald Mallou, Esq. : Why not?
Chester Tate : Well, my ex-mistress may report some illegal stock manipulation to the SEC. Actually, in a few days I may be needing your help. I was wondering, do you have family rates?
