"Spyder's Web" Romance on Wheels (TV Episode 1972) Poster

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8/10
Holiday of a death time
Sthom-2230 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
In the early 1990's, the now-defunct I.T.C. Home Video put out a batch of videotapes featuring episodes of assorted archive television series under the collective title of 'T.V. Heaven' ( pinched from a Channel 4 series ). Alongside old favourites like 'The Saint' and 'Randall & Hopkirk ( Deceased )', there were a few lesser-known shows, such as 'Seaway', 'Father Brown', and 'Spyder's Web'. I recalled the latter when it was first transmitted on I.T.V. back in 1972. The episode chosen to represent the Richard Harris-created spy series was Roy Clarke's 'Romance On Wheels'. The Web investigates the activities of a London-based company known as 'Romance On Wheels', a combined dating agency and travel agent. Single people can take a holiday and ( hopefully ) pair off with one another. 'Clive Hawksworth' ( Anthony Ainley ) joins the latest batch of clients, posing under the name 'Wormley'. 'Lottie Dean' ( Patricia Cutts ) is with him too, as a loud and lusty divorcée ( not too far removed from the real Lottie, in other words ). The trip ventures behind the Iron Curtain, where they meet the sinister 'Grovnik' ( Peter Sallis, who would reunite shortly with Roy Clarke for 'Last Of The Summer Wine' ). The clients are being murdered and their identities given to enemy agents, who then fly back to England to inveigle themselves into society.

'Spyder's Web' was a comedy spy thriller in the mould of 'The Avengers'. Though lacking that filmed programme's gloss and charm, it got by on the strength of its scripts - some top writers, such as Robert Holmes, Alfred Shaughnessy and Marc Brandel, worked on the show - and the performances of the cast. Cutts and Ainley are an odd couple alright; he is British and reserved, while she is raucous and ribald. In supporting roles are lovely Veronica Carlson and the late Roger Lloyd Pack. 'Romance on Wheels' was a good choice to represent the show as it has witty lines and nice guest stars, particularly Carolyn Jones ( 'Crossroads' fans will remember her as 'Sharon Metcalfe' ) and Mollie Maureen. Sallis' 'Grovnik' steals the show.

I was disappointed when more 'Spyder' episodes failed to appear in the 90's. However, Network happily released the whole series on D.V.D. in 2011.
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6/10
Very funny and outlandish.
Sleepin_Dragon3 October 2023
Hawksworth accompanied Lottie on a trip behind The Iron curtain, the pair are playing as members of a lonely hearts club, but their mission is to understand how The Soviets are replacing high ranking Brits.

If you thought the first two were different, this one quite literally smacks you on the chops. This third episode is a wild riot. At times it feels like a Carry on film, Peter Sallis's Eastern European accent and maniacal laugh would definitely fit the bill.

Don't take this one too seriously, treat it as a bit of a spoof, it's very funny, there's a pretty intriguing storyline at the heart of it, but it's almost a little too impossible to take this one too seriously.

Patricia Cutts is riotous as Lottie once again, her brassy demeanour and brash behaviour are very funny, a perfect contrast for the rather dignified Hawksworth.

Some of the characters are quite funny, the passionate forty something repressed soula are a scream.

I'm speechless.

6/10.
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